Guest List

 

THE CRAZY HATTER

Hat Designer

The Crazy Hatter is a world-renowned hat designer known for eccentric fashion pieces and for being the source of spilled secrets in Spider City. This unconventional hat maker has mastered the art of eavesdropping, so if you have skeletons in your cupboard, it is best not to breathe a word of them.

Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): A Mad Hatter costume, a large hat, and a velvet suit. A red wig and crazy makeup with a cane are optional accessories.

 

LANE CROFT

Archeologist-Adventurer

Lane Croft is one of the most interesting people you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. Lane travels the world in search of ancient artifacts and hidden treasures. With enraged foes around the globe, Lane is forced to live in a secret location in Spider City.

Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Adventurer attire with a large toy gun or bow & arrow.

 

SAM STABLES

Horse Groomer

Sam Stables is the obnoxious horse groomer at Spider City Downs, the home of the Pumpkin Cup Thoroughbred Horse Races. This caretaker is currently under investigation for scandals at the track, and the Spider City rumor mill reports Sam may not have a job for long!

Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Ranch hand/western costume.

 

KAI EVERGREEN

Archery Instructor

Kai Evergreen is a boisterous archery instructor from Mississippi. Kai speaks with a charming Southern accent and follows Southern hospitality rules. However, Kai has a hidden dark side, so avoid enraging Kai at all costs.

Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): An archer costume, with a toy bow and arrow as a prop.

 

KATY STARRY

Pop Star

Katy’s super-stardom has afforded her never-ending cash flow and high-level connections, but she cannot stay out of the trash tabloids to save her life! Katy is uber-famous for her talent, but her recent troubles have darkened her reputation.

Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Very trendy pop star attire.

 

ELLA FROST

Amusement Park Character

Ella Frost is employed as a character actress at Dark Shadow Amusement Park. She plays the role of a fairy tale ice princess named Emma—and hopes to one day use her acting skills to make it to the Hollywood big screen.

Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Ice princess costume.

 

HARLEQUIN

Vigilante - Villain

Harlequin is an enigma to most people of Spider City. On one hand, she has been seen fighting crime on the streets at night. Others report that she is the criminal mastermind of the underground. Nonetheless, she doesn’t have a day job but can afford expensive things.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Harley Quinn costume, theatrical makeup, and a crazy wig of any kind.

 

BETTY ARCHER

Cupcake Chef

Betty Archer is a talented cupcake chef. She made her television debut on Cooking Network’s Cupcake Battles, where she placed a disappointing second. However, Betty doesn’t take the blame for her loss.

Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Quirky 1950s attire or a cupcake costume or a chef's uniform.

 

MITZI MINX

National Football League Cheerleader

Mitzi Minx is genuinely fun to be around because she was born for comedy. During the off-season, she’s a knee-slapping amateur comedian. She's ready to put her pompoms away and become a professional standup, but she hasn’t mustered the courage.

Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Cheerleader costume. Optional: bring some jokes with you to perform for others – why not?

 

DARK VADON

Movie Memorabilia Collector

Dark Vadon makes a living as a movie memorabilia collector and auctioneer. Dark is known for wearing head-to-toe movie costumes, and some find this behavior to be quite strange. Dark is very blunt and to the point, but most people find this off-putting.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Darth Vader costume or any other movie costume.

 

DARBY YONTZ

Viking Tough Runs, Founder / Coordinator

Darby founded the Viking Tough Runs—a 5-mile obstacle course that challenges racers with mud, barbed wire, heights, and small spaces. Darby’s races are definitely not for the weak of heart.

Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): a Viking costume.

 

VICTORIA GLAMINTON

Lounge Singer

Victoria Glaminton is the insufferable lounge singer at the Witching Hour Lounge. Lacking manners and decorum, offensive words flow from her mouth like a full-blast fire hose. Victoria isn’t known for being friendly, so tread with caution around this diva.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Glamorous evening gown.

 

VIKING TOUGH RUN STAFF 

The hardworking staff of the Viking Tough Runs, 5-mile obstacle courses that challenge racers with mud, barbed wire, heights, and small spaces, are highly dedicated to their jobs and are a tight-knit group. Darby’s races are definitely not for the weak of heart.

Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): a Viking costume.

DR. DRUID

Mad Scientist

Dr. Druid was terminated from Telomere Tech University for performing illegal research on human subjects. The professor swiftly relocated to Spider City, and rumor has it that Dr. Druid works out of a garage laboratory.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Mad scientist costume.

 

CAP’N CLAUSE  

Crab Boat Captain

Cap’n Clause served as a deckhand on a family-owned boat as a salmon gillnetter as a teen. Now, the captain's one of the top crabbers in the Alaskan waters. Cap’n Clause is relentless and pushes the crew of The Crab Rave to work an exhausting amount of hours in extreme conditions.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Pirate captain costume.

 

MAX MILLION  

Travelopagus  Spokesperson

Max Million is the spunky spokesperson for Travelopagus—the world’s largest online travel agency. Max Million is paid to travel and take fun pictures while vacationing in exotic locations. Some say Max Million has the sweetest gig on the planet, while others ridicule Max for having to wear a gnome costume everywhere.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Gnome costume.

 

CLAMMY THE CLOWN

Clown for Hire

Clammy the Clown’s reputation as a performer has plummeted to oblivion with the residents of Spider City. Clammy is a party clown for hire who has been around for years, but recently, Clammy’s behavior has turned dark. Something’s not quite right in his/her head.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): A clown costume—make it as spooky as you wish.

 

ORLANDO DEPP

Academy Award-Winning Actor

Orlando Depp is the snooty Academy Award-winning actor with childhood roots in Spider City. He loves to return to his hometown to escape the paparazzi—for some reason, the media doesn’t cross the town lines. Nonetheless, Orlando is demanding and acts as if everybody’s beneath him.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish):  Formal party attire. Bring a Sharpie marker in case people want autographs.

 

DR. BUFORD ROID

Proctologist

Dr. Buford Roid is a nerdy proctologist who takes his job very seriously. If you’re not into discussing the health of your backside, you may want to avoid this not-so-charming chap! The doc has good intentions, nonetheless.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): A lab coat and stethoscope as a prop. It is optional to bring a pair of examination gloves.

 

JACK JUMPMAN

Pumpkin Patch Owner

Jack Jumpman is the creepy owner of the Spider City Pumpkin Patch.  Jack Jumpman has a habit of frightening the patch customers by jumping out at them. Unfortunately, there’s nowhere else to buy a Halloween pumpkin, so Jack Jumpman’s business is safe for now.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Pumpkin Head costume.

 

MERLIN WISER  

Owner, Merlin’s Beard Magic Shop

Magic, anyone? Merlin’s Beard Magic Shop is the one-stop shop for all of your magical needs - that is, if you have any.  Merlin Wiser is a super-friendly community leader who performs a weekly magic show at the Witching Hour Lounge—he’s a hit with the kids!

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Wizard costume.

 

PEE

Teen Rebel

With both parents as loving physicians, Pee is the rebellious teen who combs the streets of Spider City every night looking for trouble. A teenage dropout, this nonconformist often ends up on the wrong side of the law. It’s only a matter of time before she lands behind bars.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Rebellious Gothic teenage attire such as torn tights, crazy wig, and thick makeup.

 

CAPTAIN RON FELDMAN  

Pilot, Plumet Airlines

Plumet Airlines is known for taking in ‘unemployable’ pilots, and they do this so they can offer cheap tickets! Captain Ron Feldman is a not-so-serious pilot who loves to play jokes with his passengers during flights over the overhead system.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Pilot costume .

 

SCOTTY KAY

Salesman, Jenk Alarms

Scotty Kay is the top salesman for Jenk Alarms, the number-one residential alarm company in Spider City. He is so smooth that he could sell an open can of red paint to a lady in white gloves.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Business casual attire.

 

MO PLINKER  

Contortionist

Mo Plinker is the lead performer for Circus de Olay, an Australian-based theatrical company that presents awe-inspiring circus arts and street entertainment shows. Mo Plinker is a contortionist who can bend his/her body in ways never seen by humankind. 

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): A circus performer costume,  such as a sparkly unitard (for women) with theatrical face paint.

 

CONTORTIONIST

Circus de Olay

The Circus de Olay show is a traveling act by an Australian-based theatrical company that includes awe-inspiring circus arts and street entertainment.  The program includes many talented contortionists who treat each other as family.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): A circus performer costume, such as a sparkly unitard (for women) with theatrical face paint.

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BROGAN MEYERS

Haunted House Actor

Brogan Meyers is well known for the ability to creep anybody out. Brogan is a haunted house actor who takes the job at the haunted house very seriously.  Brogan is a method actor who is always practicing the art of the scare.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Scary costume of any kind such as a vampire, Frankenstein, etc.

 

DANNY FLOWER

Owner, Discount Donuts

Danny Flower is the unbearable owner of Discount Donuts. Every hour, Danny’s face is plastered across televisions in Spider City with one of many highly annoying Discount Donuts commercials. Danny sells donuts like they are used cars!

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Donut costume.

 

BRYN WATSON

Gekko Insurance Voice Actor

Bryn Watson is the elegant spokesperson for Gekko Insurance. Everybody knows Bryn’s charming Australian-accented voice from the Gekko Insurance commercials, but nobody has seen Bryn in person. Who is the mysterious person behind the gecko?

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Gekko costume .

 

NAT DIZZLE

Police Officer

Nat Dizzle is the overbearing police officer from the Spider City Police Department. Corrupt as they come, Nat is known for accepting bribes and working with the mob scene in the underground of Spider City.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Police costume.

 

JOY DIVER

Flight Attendant, Plumet Airlines

Joy Diver is a cheerful flight attendant for Plumet Airlines. Rumor has it that this friendly flier once had a lucrative job for American Airways, but she defended a pilot who pranked the plane by claiming there was a snake in the cockpit.  Oops! Joy shouldn’t have stood up for him! Loyalty is definitely her downfall.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Flight attendant costume.

 

MISS ROBINSON

Mother of Nonuplets

Miss Robinson is the stressed-out mother of 9-month-old nonuplets. She’s had her share of media coverage, as she has had to beg the community for help with her nine children. She swears the nine births were natural and had nothing to do with fertility drugs!

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Mother/housewife costume. Optional to have nine baby dolls to carry around with you – if you are up for a challenge.

 

FLO MELLER

Waitress, Pinkie’s Diner

Flo Meller is the no-nonsense waitress at Pinkie’s Diner.  Flo doesn’t give second chances and will not deal with disrespectful customers. She has asked security to escort out a number of customers from the diner just for not saying please!

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): 1950’s style diner waitress costume.

 

ANGELICA DEVILLE

Amusement Park Character

Angelica Deville is the wicked amusement character at the Dark Shadow Amusement Park. She plays the role of the Evil Queen, and she certainly fits the part. Some say she was a bully back in high school, and nothing has changed. She has it out for Ella Frost, who plays Emma the Ice Princess, and everybody knows it.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Evil Queen costume.

 

GERTRUDE SCHMITZ

Waitress, Otto’s Beer Garden

Gertrude Schmitz is the feisty waitress at Otto’s Beer Garden in the heart of Spider City. Gertrude is a fun-loving girl with a kind heart. However, her friends have been taking advantage of her because she is so nice, and her sweet demeanor has recently soured.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): German waitress or Oktoberfest costume.

 

LARRY LAZE

Mailman

Larry Laze is the slothful mailman who works for the federal post. If you are expecting an important package, you shouldn’t mail it via the post office, as there is only a slight chance he will deliver it to your door. But according to Larry, it is never his fault.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Mailman costume.  Bring an optional pillow with you in case you want to take a quick nap.

 

POINDEXTER RAMEN

Computer Tech, Apple Worm Computers

Poindexter Ramen is an insightful computer technician.  He manages the Prodigy Bar at the Apple Worm Computers store, and if you have a problem with your technological devices, he’s the one who will fix them! Poindexter is super-nerdy but quite helpful.

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Nerd costume.

 

BRUCE KENT

Founder, Citizens on Patrol

Bruce Kent is the heroic founder of Citizens on Patrol, a civilian-based crime-fighting organization in Spider City. Bruce asks that all members wear the superhero costume that best suits their personality. Since the organization began two weeks ago, crime has gone down in Spider City by 5%! 

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Wear whatever superhero costume fits your personality and own it!

 

CITIZENS ON PATROL

Bruce Kent founded Citizens on Patrol, a civilian-based crime—fighting organization in Spider City. Bruce asks that all members of the group wear the superhero costume that best fits their personality. Since the organization began two weeks ago, crime has gone down in Spider City by 5%! 

 Suggested attire (but feel free to wear whatever you wish): Wear whatever superhero costume fits your personality and own it!