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Christmas-Themed Characters for a Holiday Murder Mystery Party
Whether you're a jolly icon, a festive fraud, or a peppermint-scented menace, the Tinsel & Trouble crew brings holiday cheer—with a suspicious amount of drama. These characters sparkle on the surface, but underneath the ugly sweaters and jingling bells, someone’s definitely up to snow good.
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TYPES OF MURDER MYSTERY PARTY CHARACTERS
Who Falls into the Tinsel & Trouble Category?
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Santa Claus – Jolly... or suspiciously stressed. Knows who’s naughty. Maybe too much.
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Mrs. Claus – Sweet, serene, and possibly sick of it. Baking cookies—or plotting revenge.
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Elves – Overworked, underpaid, high on sugar. Chaos in tights.
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Rudolph (or Other Reindeer) – Red-nosed and red-flagged. Maybe tired of being exploited for navigation.
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Toy Maker – Inventive and twitchy. Too many tools. Too few boundaries.
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Holiday Pageant Star – Living for the spotlight. Dying for attention.
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Christmas Caroler – Dressed in Dickensian drama. Haunting the halls with suspicious cheer.
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Mall Santa or Elf – Knows secrets from the lap of every local kid. And they’re not above blackmail.
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Holiday Influencer – Peppermint aesthetic, curated chaos, and aggressively wholesome energy.
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Christmas Ghost – Past, Present, or Yet-To-Come. Possibly responsible for all three.
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Snow Queen / Jack Frost – Cold. Glamorous. Deadly. Your tears freeze before they hit the ground.
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Gift Wrapper or Workshop Supervisor – Precision, glitter, and a serious grudge.
Classic Aesthetic
THE COSTUME: Closet Staples You Might Already Have
Classic Christmas Look:
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Red, green, silver, or gold clothing
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Santa hat, elf ears, reindeer antlers, or tinsel headbands
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Ugly Christmas sweater—louder = better
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Fuzzy boots or slippers, striped tights, or sparkly heels
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Accessorize with ornaments, garland, and holiday pins
Elves & Helpers:
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Tunics or aprons, striped leggings, jingle bells
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Pointy hat and shoes (DIY with cardboard if needed!)
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Carry a clipboard or a sack full of "defective" toys
Fancier Characters (Snow Queen, Ghosts, etc.):
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Flowing robes, dramatic capes, all-white or icy-blue outfits
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Glitter makeup, white wigs, or fake snow accents
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Light-up accessories for ghostly glow or regal drama
Modern Characters (Influencer, Mall Staff, etc.):
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Trendy red jumpsuits or influencer-chic holiday wear
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Santa suit worn ironically or on a lunch break
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Apron with “#1 Wrapper” or “Sleigh All Day” printed
HAIR & MAKEUP:
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Add glitter, red lipstick, or frosted highlights
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Elf freckles made from dots of red or green eyeliner
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Candy-cane eyeliner or snowflake face stickers
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For darker characters: smoky eyes with red shimmer, or "frostbite" contouring with blue/gray tones
ACCESSORIES:
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Candy canes, bells, bows, or wrapped “gifts” with hidden surprises
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A fake list of naughty names—including other guests
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Wrapped presents labeled “Evidence,” “Secrets,” or “Don’t Open Til Trial”
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A toy hammer, snow globe, or suspicious fruitcake
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Ornament earrings or light-up necklaces
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A name tag that says “Not The Real Santa (Don’t Ask)”
CHARACTER & ROLEPLAYING TIPS
Voice & Speech
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Use exaggerated cheer or suspiciously forced joy
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Elves may talk fast and frantically, like sugar-fueled interns
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Santa and Mrs. Claus can be sweet or sinisterly soothing
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Carolers speak in song—or act like they will unless you behave
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Frosty characters? Cold, calculated, and maybe British
Behavioral Quirks
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Always jingling from somewhere
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Handing out “gifts” at random and refusing to explain them
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Drinking from a mug that says “Ho Ho Homicide”
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Passive-aggressive to anyone not wearing red
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Murmuring “it’s beginning to look a lot like vengeance” when the lights dim
Bonus Touches
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Wrap clues or items in gift boxes and "accidentally" drop them
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Pretend to be haunted by a Ghost of Christmas Scandals Past
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Interrupt conversations with awkward carols (“Deck the halls with DEEP suspicion…”)
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Leave behind glitter like a festive calling card
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Claim you were framed—and all you wanted was a silent night
Tinsel & Trouble characters are merry, bright… and maybe homicidal. Whether you’re jingling all the way to the witness stand or sleighing in style, one thing’s for sure: someone’s getting wrapped up in this mystery.
🎅 "Slay Bells Ring": A Character Guide for the Naughty, the Nice, and the Newly Accused
Because every Christmas party needs a little chaos under the tree.
🎅 Santa Claus – The Overworked Icon
Vibe: Jolly… but maybe faking it. Knows who’s naughty, but the stress of logistics, elves, and reindeer union demands is catching up.
Costume (from your closet):
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Red hoodie or flannel shirt, pillow under it for “holiday spirit.”
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Santa hat, boots, and a belt.
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White beard (cotton balls, shaving cream, or fake).
Props:
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Sack of “presents” (wrapped boxes).
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Clipboard labeled “Naughty List: Under Review.”
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Mug labeled “Cocoa (Definitely Cocoa).”
How to Act:
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Laugh big but sigh louder.
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Rub your temples like Christmas is a full-time job (because it is).
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Call everyone “kid” or “buddy.”
Quirks:
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Checks lists compulsively.
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Drops cookie crumbs everywhere.
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Looks tired at the mention of chimneys.
Sayings:
“I’ve seen things. Gift receipts can’t fix everything.”
“Ho, ho… no.”
“I know when you’ve been lying.”
🤶 Mrs. Claus – The Sugar-Coated Strategist
Vibe: Sweet as gingerbread, sharp as a candy cane shiv. She’s either baking cookies or plotting the next reindeer coup.
Costume (from your closet):
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Red dress or skirt, white apron, cozy shawl.
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Add pearls or festive brooch.
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Hair in a bun, maybe dusted with “flour.”
Props:
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Mixing bowl, spoon, tray of “cookies.”
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Rolling pin (innocent… probably).
How to Act:
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Smile sweetly before saying something cutting.
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Offer cookies at suspiciously convenient times.
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Call everyone “dear,” even if you’re furious.
Quirks:
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Hums carols while glaring.
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Complains about the laundry list of elves.
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Has perfect timing for dramatic entrances.
Sayings:
“Behind every great man is a woman managing the chaos.”
“I don’t snap—I crumble.”
“Don’t cross me. I know where you sleep… and it’s the North Pole.”
🧝 The Elves – The Toyshop Chaos Crew
Vibe: Overworked, underpaid, and running on candy canes and caffeine. Equal parts cute and unhinged.
Costume (from your closet):
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Green shirt or dress, striped socks, Santa hat.
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Add bells, suspenders, or a tool belt.
Props:
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Gift boxes, glue gun, hammer, or candy props.
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Clipboard labeled “Toy Quotas (Help!).”
How to Act:
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Speak too fast. Laugh nervously.
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Panic every time someone says “deadline.”
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Hide candy wrappers everywhere.
Quirks:
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Sings under stress.
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Keeps calling the boss “Big Red.”
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Argues about “elf rights.”
Sayings:
“Sleep? Never heard of her.”
“We’re unionizing next Christmas.”
“I’m not short—I’m efficient.”
🦌 Rudolph (or Any Reindeer) – The Guiding Light
Vibe: Loyal, overworked, and probably done with corporate flight schedules. Still looks great in antlers, though.
Costume (from your closet):
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Brown outfit, reindeer antlers, red nose (or makeup).
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Add tail or scarf for flair.
Props:
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Flashlight (“nose”), bells, or small sleigh prop.
How to Act:
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Snort dramatically.
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Stretch neck proudly whenever someone mentions “teamwork.”
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Make emotional speeches about weather conditions.
Quirks:
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Humblebrags about saving Christmas.
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Side-eyes the sleigh.
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Takes everything literally.
Sayings:
“They never thanked me for the fog, you know.”
“I carried this holiday on my back.”
“You’d have attitude too if everyone made nose jokes.”
🔧 Toy Maker – The Tinkering Genius
Vibe: Inventive, twitchy, and slightly explosive. Always building something — even if it’s a bad idea.
Costume (from your closet):
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Overalls or apron, tool belt, goggles or glasses.
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Add pencil behind ear.
Props:
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Toy hammer, screwdriver, fake blueprints.
How to Act:
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Mutter about “mechanical perfection.”
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Get distracted mid-sentence by new ideas.
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Treat toys like sacred relics.
Quirks:
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Covered in glitter.
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Fingers constantly moving like they’re building something.
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Keeps talking to a “prototype.”
Sayings:
“I can fix anything… except people.”
“It’s not broken—it’s experimental.”
“Every nut and bolt tells a story.”
🌟 Holiday Pageant Star – The Spotlight Stealer
Vibe: Dramatic. Fabulous. Ready to belt “Silent Night” like it’s Broadway.
Costume (from your closet):
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Red or gold outfit, stage makeup, accessories that sparkle.
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Optional: microphone prop or crown.
Props:
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Script, trophy, or fake snowflake award.
How to Act:
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Speak like the world is your audience.
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Always “warming up your voice.”
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Strike poses for invisible cameras.
Quirks:
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Demands “five minutes of quiet” before every line.
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Constantly name-drops imaginary productions.
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Calls the murder “my greatest role yet.”
Sayings:
“They said ‘break a leg,’ and someone did.”
“Every tragedy needs a star.”
“Applause is my alibi.”
🎵 Christmas Caroler – The Jolly Crooner
Vibe: Cheerful… maybe too cheerful. Shows up uninvited, never leaves, and sings through every situation.
Costume (from your closet):
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Victorian-style clothes (long coat, scarf, hat).
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Or just red/green combo with gloves.
Props:
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Songbook, candle, or bell.
How to Act:
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Sing lines instead of saying them.
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Harmonize with yourself.
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Refuse to acknowledge tension — it’s “bad for morale.”
Quirks:
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Can’t stop rhyming.
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Says everything in rhythm.
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Sneaks in jingles even in serious moments.
Sayings:
“I bring tidings… and drama.”
“I heard the bells — and the scream.”
“Deck the halls, not the suspects.”
🧑🎄 Mall Santa or Elf – The Retail Veteran
Vibe: Knows all the gossip, all the secrets, and every kid’s wish list. Emotionally done since Black Friday.
Costume (from your closet):
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Red and white outfit, name tag, Santa or elf hat.
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Comfortable shoes — they’ve earned it.
Props:
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Clipboard labeled “Photo Schedule.”
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Candy canes, fake presents.
How to Act:
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Smile like you’re holding back tears.
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Speak in rehearsed cheer.
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Mention “holiday pay” constantly.
Quirks:
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Calls everyone “sport.”
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Corrects people on Santa lore.
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Takes breaks at suspicious times.
Sayings:
“I’ve seen what people ask for… and it’s not peace on Earth.”
“The line’s closed, and so is my patience.”
“Smile, or you’re on the naughty list.”
📱 Holiday Influencer – The Festive Filmmaker
Vibe: Peppermint perfection, glittered optimism, and deeply competitive about hot cocoa recipes.
Costume (from your closet):
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Coordinated red/white outfit, stylish coat, Santa hat.
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Add ring light or selfie stick prop.
Props:
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Phone, fake “followers” badge, mug labeled “#SleighingIt.”
How to Act:
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Narrate your actions like a vlog.
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Say “for the content!” often.
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Pose with everything — even the body.
Quirks:
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Always rearranging things for aesthetics.
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Says “hashtag blessed” unironically.
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Films dramatic reactions mid-accusation.
Sayings:
“This scandal has major engagement potential.”
“We’re trending — and I don’t mean the temperature.”
“My followers are gonna love this.”
👻 Christmas Ghost – The Timeless Witness
Vibe: Eerie, elegant, and knows everything — maybe because they’ve been haunting it for centuries.
Costume (from your closet):
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White or silver outfit, long scarf or robe.
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Optional: shimmery makeup or glow stick effect.
Props:
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Lantern, old-fashioned chain, clock, or bell.
How to Act:
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Speak slowly and dramatically.
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Glide instead of walk.
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Mention “unfinished business” cryptically.
Quirks:
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Stares through people.
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Disappears (literally or emotionally) mid-convo.
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Makes ominous statements, then hums a carol.
Sayings:
“I’ve seen this party before… and after.”
“Time is short — especially for some of you.”
“The past never dies… it just RSVP’d.”
❄️ Snow Queen / Jack Frost – The Icy Aesthetic
Vibe: Glamorous, dramatic, and cold in every sense. Charms everyone but warms no one.
Costume (from your closet):
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White, blue, or silver outfit.
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Add crown, cape, or glitter makeup.
Props:
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Wand, snowflake ornament, or hairspray labeled “Blizzard in a Can.”
How to Act:
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Speak softly but frostily.
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Give compliments that sound like insults.
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Move gracefully — like a snowstorm about to hit.
Quirks:
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Blows “frost” (baby powder) dramatically.
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Refers to everyone as “warmblood.”
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Never sits — only poses.
Sayings:
“I don’t melt under pressure — I cause it.”
“Some people say I’m cold. They’re correct.”
“Freeze the frame, darling — it’s my good side.”
🎁 Gift Wrapper / Workshop Supervisor – The Glitter Enforcer
Vibe: Organized, efficient, and secretly terrifying. Nothing escapes their ribbon-bound gaze.
Costume (from your closet):
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Red or green shirt, apron, or holiday sweater.
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Add ribbons, bows, and tape everywhere.
Props:
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Scissors, tape, clipboard labeled “Packaging Protocol.”
How to Act:
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Speak in to-do lists.
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Fix crooked bows mid-conversation.
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Get personally offended by messy wrapping.
Quirks:
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Glitter on everything.
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Counts presents twice.
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Whispers “fold, tape, tuck” like a mantra.
Sayings:
“Perfection is in the presentation.”
“I can wrap anything… even a cover-up.”
“That’s not ribbon — that’s restraint.”
🧦 From Your Closet Checklist:
You likely already own half of your holiday disguise:
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Red or green outfit
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Santa hat or scarf
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Boots or cozy slippers
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Glitter, ribbons, or tinsel
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Coffee mug (prop or emotional support)
🎭 Acting Tips for All Holiday Characters:
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Be extra. Christmas is a performance art.
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Add festive energy to everything — even accusations.
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Replace swear words with “jingle” or “gingerbread.”
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When in doubt, hum a carol ominously.
🐻 Christmas Polar Bear – The Chill Enforcer
Vibe: Cool-headed, fiercely protective, and a little sleepy from too much cocoa. Brings the muscle and the mistletoe.
Costume (from your closet):
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White hoodie or fuzzy sweater.
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White pants or jeans.
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Add bear ears (headband or DIY with cotton balls).
Easy to Buy / DIY:
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White mittens or gloves, sunglasses (“polarized,” obviously).
Props:
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Mug of cocoa, fish plushie, or scarf labeled “North Pole Patrol.”
How to Act:
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Move slowly, confidently.
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Speak in a deep, calm voice.
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Growl softly when suspicious.
Quirks:
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Falls asleep mid-conversation.
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Overreacts if someone touches their hot cocoa.
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Offers hugs that last a little too long.
Sayings:
“Stay frosty, friends.”
“I’m not mad — I’m just hibernating emotionally.”
“Don’t poke the bear. Especially this bear.”
🐧 Christmas Penguin – The Fancy Flipper
Vibe: Overdressed, underappreciated, and absolutely adorable… until crossed. Constantly sliding into drama.
Costume (from your closet):
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Black pants, white shirt, black jacket or vest.
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Add orange socks or construction paper “feet.”
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Optional: bow tie or tiny Santa hat.
Easy to Buy / DIY:
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Penguin mask, felt wings, or fake beak.
Props:
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Clipboard labeled “March of the Witnesses.”
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Fish plush, ice cube tray, or snowball prop.
How to Act:
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Waddle dramatically.
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Gossip quietly but efficiently.
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Adjust your bowtie nervously when accused.
Quirks:
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Slides into rooms instead of walking.
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Flaps arms when excited.
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Loves group photos.
Sayings:
“Classy? Always. Flightless? Never emotionally.”
“I didn’t see anything — I was… chilling.”
“You’re skating on thin ice, pal.”
🍪 Gingerbread Person – The Crumbly Optimist
Vibe: Sweet, flaky, and just trying to hold it together. Might have lost a gumdrop or two in the chaos.
Costume (from your closet):
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Brown outfit (sweatshirt or t-shirt + pants).
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Add white trim with fabric paint or tape for “icing.”
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Buttons (real or paper) down the front.
Easy to Buy / DIY:
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Cookie cutter, felt gumdrops, or gingerbread headband.
Props:
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Baking tray, oven mitts, or rolling pin.
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Clipboard labeled “Recipe for Disaster.”
How to Act:
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Be overly cheerful, even when panicking.
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Speak in baking metaphors.
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Pretend to crumble dramatically under pressure.
Quirks:
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Keeps sniffing the air for sugar.
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Panics when near the oven.
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Refers to everyone as “cookie.”
Sayings:
“Don’t crumble under pressure — that’s my job.”
“Sweet dreams are made of me.”
“They said I was half-baked. They weren’t wrong.”
☃️ Snowperson – The Melting Detective
Vibe: Cool and composed — until things heat up. Keeps calm under questioning, but emotionally fragile in warm rooms.
Costume (from your closet):
White clothes, scarf, and top hat.
Add buttons down the front and a carrot nose (paper or orange cone).
Easy to Buy / DIY:
White beanie, stick arms (brown gloves), fake snow spray.
Props:
Small broom, mug labeled “Frost Fuel,” or snowflake ornament.
How to Act:
Move stiffly like a snowperson.
Wipe imaginary sweat dramatically.
Panic anytime someone mentions summer.
Quirks:
Melts under pressure — literally pretends to.
Carries tissues for “snow drip.”
Stares longingly at the freezer.
Sayings:
“Cool heads prevail — mostly because mine’s made of snow.”
“I didn’t do it, but I’m freezing my assets just in case.”
“It’s fine. I’ll chill.”
💚 The Ginch (or Grumpy Holiday Guest) – The Unmerry Misfit
Vibe: Grumpy, sarcastic, but ultimately lovable (don’t tell them that). Claims they hate Christmas… but knows every lyric to every carol.
Costume (from your closet):
Green outfit or sweater, Santa hat, red scarf.
Add green gloves or face paint (optional).
Easy to Buy / DIY:
Gift bag filled with “stolen” decorations.
Fuzzy green socks or faux fur trim.
Props:
Coffee mug labeled “Holiday Spirit (Empty).”
Wrapped box that says “My Feelings.”
How to Act:
Roll eyes constantly.
Complain about cheer, but secretly enjoy it.
Deny everything — including joy.
Quirks:
Sneezes at glitter.
Grumbles but always helps anyway.
Starts every sentence with “Ugh.”
Sayings:
“I came, I saw, I tolerated.”
“Don’t get sappy — it’s bad for my image.”
“Fine, I’ll save Christmas. Again.”
🧝 Support Elf – The Real MVP
Vibe: Cheerful, reliable, and tired of fixing everyone’s mistakes. The backbone of Santa’s empire — and the only one who actually reads the safety manual.
Costume (from your closet):
Green or red outfit, striped socks or scarf, pointy hat.
Add tool belt or clipboard.
Easy to Buy / DIY:
Elf ears, name tag (“Head of Logistics”), candy cane pen.
Props:
Clipboard labeled “Workshop Task List.”
Wrench, tape, or mini hammer.
How to Act:
Walk fast. Talk faster.
Mutter about “production schedules.”
Be overly polite to everyone… especially suspects.
Quirks:
Writes everything down.
Counts toys in the background.
Always “on break,” but never actually resting.
Sayings:
“I’m not bossy — I’m efficiently festive.”
“Do I look like I have time for a murder?”
“You can’t spell ‘organized’ without ‘elf.’”
🎁 From Your Closet Checklist (for any role):
You probably already own something that screams “holiday legend in disguise”:
Red, green, or white clothing
Boots or slippers
Santa hat or scarf
A sense of chaotic cheer
🧠 Acting Tips for All Winter Characters:
Lean into your seasonal drama. Every snowflake is a scene-stealer.
Sprinkle in winter puns like powdered sugar.
When in doubt, hum “Jingle Bells” while side-eyeing suspects.
🎄 Clark Griswall – The Overenthusiastic Holiday Hero
Vibe: Earnest. Overly optimistic. Teetering on the edge of a festive meltdown. Trying way too hard to make this the “hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny Kaye.”
Costume (from your closet):
Sweater or cardigan with questionable holiday spirit.
A button-down shirt tucked into khakis (because Clark tucks).
Winter jacket or robe (depending on meltdown level).
Christmas tie… bonus points if it lights up.
Throw on a pair of loafers or comfy Dad shoes.
Props:
A tangled ball of Christmas lights.
A bonus-envelope-sized “disappointment.”
A ladder (or a ruler you claim is a ladder).
Eggnog in a moose mug (or any mug — tell everyone it’s eggnog).
A roll of duct tape and a staple gun (fake/stage-safe).
How to Act:
Smile like everything is fine… even when it’s obviously not.
Deliver big, inspirational holiday speeches with tearful intensity.
Panic-laugh when small disasters happen (which they will).
Gesture with wild Dad-energy when explaining your “big plans.”
Show childlike excitement followed by immediate disappointment.
Quirks:
Dramatically plug in lights and pray they turn on.
Whisper, “This is it… this is the one,” before every new holiday attempt.
Mutter “Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?” to no one in particular.
Over-explain your holiday traditions to everyone nearby.
Apologize for things that weren’t your fault… but somehow are.
Sayings:
“We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas!”
“Clark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.”
“If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised.”
“Where’s the Tylenol?”
🎄 Ellen Griswall – The Elegant Voice of Reason
Vibe: Calm, patient, and holding the entire holiday together with emotional duct tape. Loves Clark… but knows he’s a situation.
Costume (from your closet):
Cozy pastel sweater or soft turtleneck
Jeans or casual slacks
Simple earrings
A “my husband is doing his best” smile
Props:
Wine glass (always half-full… or half-empty when Clark gets going)
Oven mitts for constant kitchen disasters
A dishtowel thrown over your shoulder like a badge of survival
How to Act:
Reassure everyone. Constantly.
Smooth over Clark’s chaos with grace.
Give supportive pats while whispering, “It’s okay… honey.”
Quirks:
Gentle sighs
Soft smiles when Clark spirals
Quietly cleaning up behind everyone
Sayings:
“I’m sure he didn’t mean to set the tree on fire…”
“Kids, go help your father.”
“Clark… maybe you should take a break.”
🤦♂️ Rusty Griswall– The Sarcastic Teen Trying His Best
Vibe: Mildly traumatized by holiday traditions. Done with everything… especially his dad’s plans.
Costume (from your closet):
Hoodie and sneakers
Winter jacket or puffer
“Disinterested teen” expression
Props:
A mug of eggnog you didn’t ask for
Overfilled box of tangled Christmas lights
A video game controller
How to Act:
Shrug at everything
Give exhausted reactions to Clark’s excitement
Deliver perfect deadpan lines
Quirks:
Eye rolls so dramatic the angels tremble
Half-hearted enthusiasm
Quick to bail when chaos starts
Sayings:
“Sure, Dad… whatever you say.”
“Do I have to help?”
“I think the lights are fine.”
😐 Audrey Griswall – The Put-Upon Daughter
Vibe: Embarrassed, freezing, annoyed, and so over this family holiday.
Costume (from your closet):
Puffy coat or oversized scarf
Leggings or jeans
Boots
“I’m freezing and I want to go home” energy
Props:
Hot cocoa cup
Ear muffs
Arms permanently crossed
How to Act:
Complain about being cold
Deliver despair-filled glances into the void
Act mortified by everything the family does
Quirks:
Shivering exaggeratedly
Complaining about her eyeballs freezing
Dramatic sighs
Sayings:
“I can’t feel my legs.”
“Why are we doing this?”
“Can we just go inside?”
🛒 Cousin Eddie – The Uninvited Disaster
Vibe: Questionable hygiene. Loud. Oblivious. Iconic.
Costume (from your closet):
Bathrobe
Furry hat
Boots or slippers
Socks pulled halfway up your calves
Props:
Empty beer can
Hose (toy or rope)
RV keys you jingle constantly
How to Act:
Be friendly… too friendly
Speak confidently about nonsense
Invade everyone’s personal space
Quirks:
Oversharing family problems
Laughing loudly
Offering bizarre “facts”
Sayings:
“RV Toilet's full!”
“You surprised? If I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet…”
“That there’s an R.V.”
🧓 Aunt Bethany – The Confused Sweetheart
Vibe: Adorable. Confused. Possibly immortal.
Costume (from your closet):
Floral dress, pearls
Classic hat
Big glasses
Props:
Wrapped Jell-O mold
Gift box that’s definitely a cat
How to Act:
Mishear EVERYTHING
Answer unrelated questions
Sing the Star-Spangled Banner at random
Quirks:
Misspelling names
Forgetting where she is
Calling young people by the wrong names
Sayings:
“Is the house on fire, Clark?”
“Do you hear it? It’s a funny squeaky sound…”








