Costume Advice
THE MAJESTIC DRAMATIQUE
So You’ve Been Crowned... Now What?
Whether you’re ruling a kingdom, crashing a masquerade, or simply demanding snacks with the gravitas of a monarch, your wardrobe must rise to the occasion. Royalty isn’t just about titles — it’s about drama, sparkle, and a firm belief that you were born for better fabrics. This guide will show you how to transform your everyday closet into a court-worthy collection of capes, crowns, and charisma. Because let’s be honest: if you’re not making an entrance that echoes through the ages… are you even wearing a cape correctly?
ROYAL COSTUME LOOKS
Prince or King
What to Grab from Your Closet

Princess or Queen
What to Grab from Your Closet

Wardrobe: Power, Embellished
Fabrics & Silhouettes:
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You don’t just wear clothes — you enter rooms in statements.
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Drape yourself in gold, jewel tones, or the kind of monochrome black that says, “I mourn the loss of anyone who doubted me.”
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Reach for floor-sweeping capes and corseted bodices that make dramatic exits more powerful than your entrances.
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Think structured jackets, exaggerated shoulders, and sashes that scream dynasty, not participation trophy.
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Want to bring intimidation and sparkle? Add costume armor or silhouettes so commanding, courtiers part like the sea.
Essential Pieces:
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A crown or circlet — but not some sad plastic afterthought. You want something that looks like it was forged during a blood moon and whispers at night.
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Layered jewelry: signet rings for every scheme, brooches big enough to deflect arrows, and necklaces that clink when you plot.
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Belted robes, embroidered gloves, and boots that thud like thunder on marble floors — people should feel you coming.
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Optional but iconic: your House medallion or crest, worn over the heart (or where it would be, if sentiment hadn’t been assassinated long ago).
Easy Add-Ons - Princess/Queen:
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A headband with glued-on rhinestones = DIY tiara
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Necklace layers = inherited royal jewels
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Add a wide belt or ribbon to give structure to any dress
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Throw on gloves or lace sleeves for extra flair
Easy Add-Ons - Prince/King:
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A necklace or brooch as a “royal seal”
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A bathrobe belt or scarf as a sash
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A paper crown (spray-painted gold!) or dollar store crown
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Gloves (optional — but dramatic)
Hair, Makeup & Accessories
Makeup:
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Go bold or go to the dungeon. Deep wine lips, smoky eyes like storm clouds, and contouring so sharp it could seize power in a coup.
Hair:
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This is no place for beach waves. Think elegant updos, braid crowns woven with metallic threads, or sculptural curls that say “a bird could nest here and I’d allow it… if royal enough.”
Accessories:
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A scepter (purely symbolic, outrageously bedazzled).
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A fan or scroll, used only for dramatic gesturing and swift dismissals.
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A velvet-bound Book of Decrees — or your autobiography, written one scandal at a time.
Behavior & Demeanor
Demeanor:
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Unbothered. Unshaken. Unmatched.
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Speak as if every word deserves a stone engraving.
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Every gesture? Calculated. Every sigh? A warning.
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A side-eye from you is considered an official policy shift.
How to Speak:
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Use a tone that’s calm, measured, and clearly too elegant for confrontation.
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Speak in the royal “we”, not because you need backup — but because you are your own entourage.
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Say things like:
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“You may continue.” (Whether they were speaking or not.)
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“We find this… disappointing.”
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“By the stars above, this betrayal shall not go unnoticed.”
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And always… draw out your vowels when speaking to commoners: “Yeesss, dahhhhling.”
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Sample Phrases for Instant Authority:
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“Bow deeper. There’s still dust on the floor.”
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“My time is the most precious gem in the realm — and you’re wasting it.”
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“This gown has its own zip code.”
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“A sovereign does not ask. We expect.”
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“History will remember this moment. Mostly because I will edit it.”
Behavior Tips for True Royalty:
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Pause before responding — make them earn your opinion.
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Gently correct titles: “Actually, it’s Her Magnificence, not ‘hon.’”
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Avoid touching things directly. Gesture regally — others will get the message (or get replaced).
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Look faintly amused or slightly inconvenienced at all times. Especially by things like time constraints, stairs, or expectations.
Specific Roles
❄️ Jack/Jackie Frost – The Ice-Cool Mischief Maker
Vibe: Frosty, flirty, chaotic, and magically chilly. A winter trickster with sparkling charm and a habit of freezing things — including people’s patience. Always looks like they just rode in on a snowstorm and are ready to cause seasonal chaos.
Costume (from your closet): Light blue or white sweater, icy-toned scarf, jeans, boots, and a hoodie or jacket dusted with fake “frost.” Anything that looks wintry, sparkly, or slightly enchanted. Add fingerless gloves or a capelet for a dramatic breeze-blown effect.
Easy to buy: Snowflake crown or headband, iridescent glitter, frosty face paint, artificial snow spray, LED icicle lights for accessories.
Props: Staff or walking stick dusted with glitter “ice,” snowflake confetti, silver makeup pencil for drawing frost lines, a chilled water bottle labeled “WINTER MAGIC.” Optional: A spray bottle filled with cold water for “frosting” surfaces theatrically.
Quirks & How to Act:
Speak with a playful, teasing chill. Pretend to blow cold air on objects and declare them “frozen.” Glide instead of walk, like you’re on invisible ice. Touch surfaces, gasp dramatically, and say, “Oops… I froze it again.” Shiver dramatically at room temperature. Leave imaginary frost trails behind you. Whisper winter puns as if they’re spells. Tilt your head with a sly smile right before causing “winter mischief.”
Sayings:
“Careful — I bite like frostbite.”
“I came, I iced, I conquered.”
“Oops… was that your drink? It’s a snow cone now.”
“Stay cool… literally.”
“Winter isn’t coming. I am.”
👑 King – The Overworked Ruler of Everything He Surveys
Vibe: Grand, dramatic, powerful… and just a little tired of everyone’s nonsense. Speaks like every sentence should be carved into marble. Takes up space like it’s his divine right.
Costume (from your closet): Dark slacks, dress shirt, long coat or robe, boots. Drape a blanket, scarf, or curtain like a royal cape.
Easy to buy: Plastic crown, faux scepter, royal medallion.
Props: Golden goblet, scroll of “royal decrees,” velvet pouch of “gold coins.”
Quirks & How to Act:
Make proclamations about snacks. Stand with hands clasped behind your back. Address people as “my subject.” Insist on being announced before entering rooms. Give dramatic sighs whenever someone disagrees with you. Sit like the chair belongs to your ancestors.
Sayings:
“Kneel? Oh no, simply bow — my back hurts.”
“I hereby declare… this cheese platter mine.”
“Silence! I must reflect.”
👑 Queen – The Regal Powerhouse Who Runs the Kingdom (and Everyone in It)
Vibe: Graceful, commanding, sharp-tongued when necessary, and always three steps ahead. The kind of elegance that could stab if sharpened.
Costume (from your closet): Dress or gown, elegant blouse and skirt, statement jewelry, shawl or cape.
Easy to buy: Tiara or crown, jeweled brooch, faux pearls.
Props: Hand fan, jeweled goblet, decree scroll, scepter, bouquet.
Quirks & How to Act:
Float instead of walk. Give approving nods with micro-expressions of judgment. Sip from your goblet like everything is beneath you. Offer polite compliments that might be insults. Use the “royal wave.” Hold your chin at a perfect 45-degree angle.
Sayings:
“My patience is a limited resource.”
“A queen never rushes… others simply wait.”
“Bring me… something sparkling.”
👸 Princess – The Charming, Spirited Royal with Selective Patience
Vibe: Sweet, spunky, glittery, and either extremely proper or rebelliously chaotic. Could charm a dragon or start a polite revolution.
Costume (from your closet): Flowing dress, pastel skirt, lace top, flats or sparkly shoes. Add a cardigan or shawl for classic fairy-tale vibes.
Easy to buy: Tiara, ribbon sash, flower crown.
Props: Sparkly purse, book of “royal etiquette,” fake bird perched on shoulder.
Quirks & How to Act:
Curtsy constantly. Speak in soft, sweet tones… until you don’t. Organize people like woodland animals. Gasp dramatically when someone uses improper manners. Twirl in place when excited. Pet imaginary forest creatures.
Sayings:
“Oh my stars!”
“I simply must fix this.”
“Would you like tea or justice?”
🤴 Prince – The Dashing, Charming, Slightly Overconfident Heir
Vibe: Smooth, confident, heroic, and just a touch clueless — like he’s trained for battle but not taxes. Alternates between gallant and goofy.
Costume (from your closet): Dress shirt, vest or blazer, boots, fitted pants. Drape a blanket like a royal cape or wear a sash across the chest.
Easy to buy: Toy sword, princely crown, gloves.
Props: Sword or dagger (plastic), royal scrolls, goblet, bouquet of roses.
Quirks & How to Act:
Strike dramatic “hero” poses. Bow dramatically. Compliment people loudly and awkwardly. Gesture with your sword for emphasis. Constantly declare you’re “on a quest.” Stand like stage lights should always be shining on you.
Sayings:
“Fear not! …I think.”
“Forgive my tardiness, I was questing.”
“My honor is unmatched — except by my hair.”
🛡 Knight – The Overly Dramatic Defender of Honor
Vibe: Brave, loyal, heroic… and maybe taking the whole “chivalry” thing WAY too seriously. Speaks in quests, poses in battle stances, and vows to protect everyone from imaginary threats.
Costume (from your closet): Gray or silver top, dark pants, boots; add a belt or sash. Throw a blanket over your shoulders as a cape.
Easy to buy: Plastic sword, shield, helmet, chainmail hood.
Props: Toy sword, shield, scroll of “oaths,” goblet, cardboard crest.
Quirks & How to Act:
Declare quests dramatically. Kneel often and unnecessarily. Swear fealty to random objects. Point your sword at the horizon like destiny is calling. Say “Verily” even when ordering snacks. Protect guests from “dangers” like coat racks.
Sayings:
“For honor!”
“I shall defend thee!”
“This battle… shall be legendary.”
🤹 Court Jester – The Chaotic Trickster in Bright Clothing
Vibe: Equal parts clown, comedian, and agent of chaos. Silly, unpredictable, clever, and possibly hiding dark wisdom under all that jingling.
Costume (from your closet): Bright colors, mismatched patterns, suspenders, leggings, bells, anything loud.
Easy to buy: Jester hat, juggling balls, face paint.
Props: Bells, juggling props, joke scroll, rubber chicken, toy lute.
Quirks & How to Act:
Speak in riddles. Laugh at your own jokes. Skip instead of walk. Bow flamboyantly for no reason. Pull props from pockets like a magician gone wrong. Make dramatic sound effects after your own punchlines.
Sayings:
“A jest a day keeps the executioner away!”
“Is it madness… or brilliance?”
“My jokes slay. Literally. Ask the last king.”
🛡️ Royal Guard – The Silent Wall of Intimidation
Vibe: Stoic, emotionless, hyper-alert, and impossible to distract. Takes their job too seriously, even when protecting the snack table.
Costume (from your closet): Black or dark clothes, boots, crisp jacket, fake armor pieces, belt.
Easy to buy: Toy spear, guard helmet, tall ceremonial hat.
Props: Staff, spear, shield, clipboard of “security protocols.”
Quirks & How to Act:
Stand perfectly still. Scan the room with suspicion. Block doorways dramatically. Whisper “Not on my watch.” Follow someone slowly like they’re a threat. Salute at random intervals.
Sayings:
“State your business.”
“The throne is secure.”
“I see everything.”
👑 Duchess – The Elegant Power Broker
Vibe: Refined, influential, sharp as a jeweled dagger. Delivers subtle insults disguised as compliments. Owns every room she enters.
Costume (from your closet): Fancy dress or blouse/skirt combo, shawl or cape, pearls, elegant shoes.
Easy to buy: Tiara, brooch, long gloves, feather fan.
Props: Lace handkerchief, ornate cup, jewelry case, scented sachet.
Quirks & How to Act:
Tilt chin up slightly. Glide with slow, controlled grace. Offer sly, knowing smiles. Compliment and insult simultaneously. Treat everyone as if they are auditioning for your approval.
Sayings:
“How charming… in a rustic way.”
“I suppose I shall allow it.”
“Privilege looks good on me.”





























