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LAZY & LOVABLE COSTUMES
Costume Guide: These characters didn’t climb the corporate ladder—because they couldn’t find it, tripped on it, or decided napping underneath it was a better use of time. They are unemployed (or have super easy jobs) by choice - and they’re full of odd habits and baffling confidence.
LAZY & LOVABLE COSTUME LOOKS
Freeloader Roommate / Mooching Relative
Doesn’t pay rent. Doesn’t plan to. Lives off leftovers and vague promises.
Costume: Pajama pants, house slippers, food-stained tee.
Accessories: Bag of chips, remote control, crumpled IOUs.
Behavior: Always asking for a ride or a loan. Sits in other people’s chairs. Greets guests with, “You gonna finish that?”
Professional Cuddler / Human Snuggler
Thinks hugging is a career path—and they charge hourly.
Costume: Cozy blanket scarf, yoga pants, oversized hoodie.
Accessories: Body pillow, calming essential oil roller, business cards that say “Licensed to Hug.”
Behavior: Stares too long. Invades personal space. Gives unsolicited emotional affirmations.
Pet Petter / Animal Energy Reader
Claims to talk to animals... with their mind.
Costume: Earth tones, faux-fur vest, cat hair everywhere.
Accessories: Leash with no pet, dog treat pouch, feathers, or crystals.
Behavior: “Your aura is very... tabby.” Crawls under tables to “connect with the energy.”
Part-Time Influencer / Lifestyle Guru (Without Followers)
Always on the verge of going viral. Has 12 followers—7 are family.
Costume: Trendy but slightly outdated fashion, selfie light on a lanyard.
Accessories: Phone with cracked screen, vision board, ring light purse.
Behavior: Narrates everything like it’s a vlog. Obsessed with “branding.” Refers to the party as “content.”
Chronic Napper / Self-Proclaimed Restfluencer
Believes napping is a form of self-care activism.
Costume: Eye mask, slippers, hoodie over a robe.
Accessories: Blanket cape, thermos of herbal tea, pillow with “Nap Queen” or “Dream CEO” text.
Behavior: Falls asleep mid-conversation. Talks about dreams as if they were real events.
Unemployed But Unbothered
Shrugs at capitalism. Calls job hunting a "journey."
Costume: Wrinkled clothes, ironic graphic tee (“I paused my game for this”).
Accessories: Crumpled resume, Netflix queue printout, unemployment office lanyard.
Behavior: Makes excuses like “Mercury’s in retrograde” or “I’m in a transitional phase.” Keeps saying they’re “networking.”
Suspiciously Vague Career
Never says what they do, but insists it’s “consulting.”
Costume: Mismatched blazer and pajama bottoms.
Accessories: Business cards with nothing but a name and weird logo, briefcase full of snacks.
Behavior: Speaks in buzzwords (“synergy,” “pivot,” “freemium lifestyle”) with zero context.
Classic Aesthetic:
Freeloader / Moocher
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Outfit: Pajama bottoms, oversized tee, robe or hoodie
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Prop Ideas: Takeout containers, IOUs, roommate complaints
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Bonus Touch: Fuzzy socks with sandals
“Odd Job” Types
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Outfit: Mismatched or overly cozy clothes
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Props: Clipboard labeled “Nap Log,” leash with invisible pet, mug that says “Working-ish”
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Bonus Touch: Stickers that say “Employee of the Month (At Doing Nothing)”
Accessories for Everyone:
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Coffee mug with “Still Waking Up” or “Unmotivated & Unbothered”
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Snack bags (real or fake), stuffed animal, pet rock
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Business cards with fake titles: “Vibe Curator,” “Energy Consultant,” “Snack Advisor”
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Lanyard that says “Hi, I’m Unavailable”
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Sleep mask worn on forehead like sunglasses
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Couch pillow with a suspicious stain
Character Behavior Tips:
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Voice & Diction:
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Slow talker, mid-sentence yawns
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Drawn-out vowels, says “Dude…” a lot
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Toss in phrases like: “That’s a lot of effort,” “Hard pass,” or “I was gonna but…”
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Mannerisms:
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Lean on walls, sit on random surfaces
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Constantly munching or sipping
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Loud, unnecessary sighs
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Interactions:
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Ask if someone else brought snacks
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Invite yourself to stay longer
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Offer odd “services” like aura petting or pillow consultation
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Whether you’re an unemployed cousin, an amateur “emotion doula,” or just vibing with your plant, this category lets you lean fully into offbeat, underachieving absurdity. Keep it weird. Keep it cozy. And don’t forget to ask someone else to carry your stuff.
Notes from the Game Developer:
The unemployed/moocher characters aren't characters who've fallen on hard luck and just lost a job - these are people who want to be unemployed and live off others' money.
Costumes for this are easy—don't appear employable! People are always trying to help you find a job you don't want! These characters don't do much besides stay home, watch television, play video games, and spy on neighbors. Here are a few options, but the sky's the limit - there's no right or wrong.
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Grab a T-shirt and sweatpants—you've got an easy costume for any unemployed, moocher, or couch potato character.
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If you really want to slob it up, get a cheap white t-shirt from a craft/hobby store and some fabric paint in mustard yellow and ketchup red - or any other color 'stain' you want to wipe on it. Just let it dry before the party - you don't want mishaps.
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Or, dress like 'The Dude' with an oversized cardigan, pajama pants, and unkempt hair.
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Or, wear a cat lady costume - a robe, curlers in your hair, and maybe a puppet cat to pet for laughs.
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Or, really own up to your character's laziness and wear a sloth onesie or potato/potato head costume if you want extra laughs.
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Pajamas are a solid choice, as you want to appear as though you've just woken up from a nap. Or, a hoodie and pajama pants or sweatpants with slippers.
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Since you probably spend some time playing video games, wear an Xbox or Mario hat as an accessory.
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If you're playing a snuggler-for-hire character - choose any pajamas or other comfortable loungewear that is appropriate for cuddling. You should be covered/conservative and no sequins or obtrusive buttons, etc. In case you haven't heard of this, here's some information:
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Human snugglers: this service is built on the understanding that human touch is a fundamental need that can reduce stress, alleviate loneliness, and improve overall mental well-being. Professional cuddlers or snugglers adhere to strict boundaries and codes of conduct to ensure the experience is safe, consensual, and platonic. Clients might seek out these services for various reasons, including the desire for human contact, help with emotional stress, or the need for comfort without the complexities of a personal relationship. The practice has gained recognition as part of wellness and therapeutic services, highlighting the importance of touch in human health and happiness.
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Pet snugglers: a pet snuggler is someone who provides comfort and companionship to animals, often pets like dogs or cats, through cuddling, petting, and close physical contact. This service can be especially beneficial for pets that experience anxiety, loneliness, or stress when their owners are away or too busy to give them constant attention. Pet snugglers offer their time and affection to help keep the animals calm, happy, and feeling loved. This can include professional services where someone is hired to visit homes to snuggle pets, or volunteer roles in animal shelters where the goal is to provide warmth and socialization to help make animals more adoptable by reducing their stress and improving their well-being.
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Okay, I just quit my job to become a pet snuggler. Hope you enjoy these tips! I'm off to snuggle my first client - a goldendoodle!
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