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 HISTORICAL COSTUME GUIDE

💋 Marilyn Monroe

Vibe:
Hollywood bombshell with a PhD in posing. The room is the camera, darling.

What’s Already in Your Closet: White dress or anything flowy. Red lipstick. A breeze if you stand over an air vent.

Easy to Buy: Platinum wig, fake pearls, false lashes, and a hint of “I’m too famous to do anything for myself.”

How to Act: Smile slowly. Talk softly. Giggle like champagne bubbles. Flip hair like it’s your job.

Funny Things to Say:

• “I’m not late — I’m iconic.”

• “Diamonds? I only wear them to breakfast.”

• “My best angle? Every angle.”

Quirks: Adjust your hem constantly. Blow kisses. Wink at lamps.

Tips:

• Makeup: Red lips, winged eyeliner, highlight like paparazzi are nearby.

• Hair: Short, curled, platinum if possible.

Accessories / Props: Compact mirror, champagne glass, tiny fan for “wind effect.”

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⚔️ Genghis Khan

Vibe: The overachieving warlord who never met a continent he didn’t want to own.

What’s Already in Your Closet: Brown jacket, boots, belt, and anything that looks like it could survive a sandstorm.

Easy to Buy: Faux fur vest, long wig, toy sword, and a wild glint in your eye.

How to Act: Command everything. Tables, friends, appetizers — all yours now.

Funny Things to Say:

• “I came. I saw. I conquered the buffet.”

• “You call that a kingdom?”

• “Khan-do attitude, baby.”

Quirks: Walk like you’re leading an army. Laugh loudly. Slam your drink down like it’s a declaration of war.

Tips:

• Male: Go beard mode. Wild hair optional.

• Female: Add braids, smoky eyeliner, and some gold jewelry for “Khantessa” vibes.

• Hair: Long, unkempt, free — no rulers here.

Accessories / Props: Sword, map, goblet.

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🛡️ Joan of Arc

Vibe: Faith, fire, and ferocity. The medieval motivational speaker you didn’t know you needed.

What’s Already in Your Closet: Gray hoodie (instant armor), black boots, and courage.

Easy to Buy: Plastic sword, shield, and a cross pendant — Party City or divine intervention approved.

How to Act: Speak passionately. Stare into the distance as if angels are giving you tomorrow’s grocery list.

Funny Things to Say:

• “I fight for justice... and the last mozzarella stick.”

• “If you hear voices, at least make sure they’re supportive.”

• “They told me to bring the heat, so I did.”

Quirks: Fist pump dramatically. Point skyward for emphasis. Give pep talks to inanimate objects.

Tips:

• Makeup: Natural tones, eyeliner, slight dark circles under the eyes.

• Hair: Short or tucked back — low-maintenance hero chic.

Accessories / Props: Sword, cross, small flag, fierce conviction.

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🐍 Cleopatra

Vibe: The original influencer — ancient Egypt’s CEO of style and manipulation.

What’s Already in Your Closet: White dress, gold jewelry, and eyeliner sharp enough to dethrone empires.

Easy to Buy: Black wig, gold cuffs, snake jewelry, and maybe a toy asp (for historical accuracy).

How to Act: Graceful, regal, and one scandal away from a Netflix special. Command attention with a whisper.

Funny Things to Say:

• “I didn’t choose the Nile life — the Nile life chose me.”

• “My eyeliner’s older than your family tree.”

• “Bring me grapes. And drama.”

Quirks: Slow, deliberate movements. Hold your chin high. Make eye contact like a threat.

Tips:

• Makeup: Gold shadow, bold wing, shimmer highlight.

• Hair: Sleek black bob or braid crown.

Accessories / Props: Gold cuffs, fan, goblet, snake armlet, dramatic stare.

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✍️ William Shakespeare

Vibe: Dramatic literary icon who’d turn ordering coffee into a three-act tragedy.

What’s Already in Your Closet: White shirt, vest, and a sense of superiority.

Easy to Buy: Quill pen, scroll, puffy collar, fake mustache, and poetic angst.

How to Act:
Quote yourself. Narrate other people’s lives. Overreact to everything.

Funny Things to Say:

• “To party, or not to party — that is the question.”

• “Alas, poor Yorick... he forgot the dip.”

• “Parting is such sweet sorrow… unless you’re leaving with the wine.”

Quirks: Use big hand gestures. Over-enunciate. Sigh dramatically for no reason.

Tips:

• Classic goatee, puffy sleeves, brooding stare.

• Hair: Messy curls or half-bald wig. Both work.

Accessories / Props: Scroll, feather pen, goblet, bound journal of “deep thoughts.”

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🌍 Christopher Columbus

Vibe: Overconfident explorer who gets lost, declares victory anyway, and renames things that already had names.

What’s Already in Your Closet: Peacoat or long jacket, belt, old map (print from Google), boots.

Easy to Buy: Fake compass, pirate hat, scroll, or ship toy.

How to Act:  Walk around announcing new “discoveries” that clearly already exist.

Funny Things to Say:

• “I claim this snack table in the name of Spain!”

• “Where are we? Doesn’t matter—I discovered it.”

• “Directions are for people without confidence.”

Quirks: Act proud, even when wrong. Dramatic cape swish. Hold your map upside-down.

Tips:

• Stubble, explorer hat, fake scrolls.

• Hair: Windswept, wild, or helmet hair—your choice.

Accessories / Props:
Map, telescope, apple juice “rum,” compass, or fake ship wheel.

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👑 Queen Elizabeth I

Vibe: Flawless, fierce, and allergic to nonsense. The Tudor original of “I can’t even.”

What’s Already in Your Closet: Long dress, pearls, white scarf for a ruffled collar.

Easy to Buy: Red wig, tiara, costume pearls, and a lace fan.

How to Act: Pose like every moment’s a royal portrait. Talk in “we,” not “I.”

Funny Things to Say:

• “We are amused… barely.”

• “My face is paler than your future.”

• “No drama will be tolerated unless I start it.”

Quirks: Tiny hand waves, regal posture, over-the-top vocabulary.

Tips:

• White powder, bold brows, rose lips.

• Hair: Big red curls or anything crown-ready.

Accessories / Props: Tiara, lace fan, goblet, pocket mirror, loyal subject.

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🍗 King Henry VIII

Vibe: Loud, lavish, and perpetually hangry. 

What’s Already in Your Closet: Bathrobe (the more velvet, the better), belt, fake jewels.

Easy to Buy: Crown, fake beard, turkey leg (real or toy).

How to Act: Brag loudly, demand snacks, and change your mind mid-sentence.

Funny Things to Say:

• “I’d never lose my head over love. Oh wait—someone else did.”

• “Feast first, diplomacy later.”

• “This turkey leg is my scepter now.”

Quirks: Laugh too hard, interrupt people, clap for yourself.

 Tips:

• Male: Fake beard, crown, confident smirk.

• Hair: Curly or under a hat, just look like you could fund a banquet.

Accessories / Props: Crown, goblet, drumstick, fake jewels, boss energy.

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☠️ Ivan the Terrible

Vibe: Creepy, paranoid, and intense—basically medieval drama in a fur coat.

What’s Already in Your Closet: Dark coat, scarf, boots, eyeliner if you want “haunted chic.”

Easy to Buy: Fur hat, fake beard, walking stick, old cross pendant.

How to Act: Whisper threats. Then laugh. Then whisper again.

Funny Things to Say:

• “It’s not paranoia if everyone is out to get you.”

• “I put the ‘terrible’ in terrific.”

• “Don’t cross me—or do. It’ll be entertaining.”

Quirks: Sudden mood swings, side-eye everyone, ominous slow laughter.

Tips:

• Brooding beard, wild eyes.

• Hair: Slicked back or messy “I just executed someone” style.

Accessories / Props: Walking stick, goblet, fur scarf, dramatic lighting (optional but encouraged).

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🕵️‍♀️ Mata Hari

Vibe: Pretty spy-slash-dancer who can turn a wink into a national crisis.

What’s Already in Your Closet: Flowy scarves, layered jewelry, mysterious smile.

Easy to Buy: Coin belt, headpiece, sparkly veil, or veil-like scarf.

How to Act: Smile mysteriously. Whisper things that sound important but aren’t.

Funny Things to Say:

• “I’m just here for the espionage—and the hors d’oeuvres.”

• “Yes, I’m taking notes… for no reason at all.”

• “Trust me, I’m not suspicious. Probably.”

Quirks: Twirl scarves, disappear mid-conversation, wink excessively.

Tips:

• Heavy eyeliner, bold lipstick, flowing hair.

• Hair: Loose, dramatic, maybe a flower or jewel in it.

Accessories / Props: Scarf, notebook, fake passport, secretive smirk.

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🎨 Rembrandt

Vibe: Moody art prodigy with paint under his nails and too many feelings.

What’s Already in Your Closet: White shirt, vest, scarf, beret.

Easy to Buy: Painter’s palette, brush, fake beard, dramatic scarf.

How to Act: Squint at people like you’re painting them from memory.

Funny Things to Say:

• “My art? Priceless. My rent? Also due.”

• “It’s not a mess, it’s creative chaos.”

• “Hold still—you’re inspiring my depression.”

Quirks: Stare at the light source, mutter about shadows, paint invisible strokes in the air.

Male/Female Tips:

• Male: Paint-splattered shirt, fake beard.

• Hair: Beret on top. Paint stains optional.

Accessories / Props: Palette, brush, mini canvas, dramatic sighs.

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🧠 Albert Einstein

Vibe: The lovable genius who looks like he combed his hair with a lightning bolt.

What’s Already in Your Closet: Sweater, slacks, sneakers, slightly confused expression.

Easy to Buy: White wig, fake mustache, chalkboard, or “E=MC²” sign.

How to Act: Forget where you are but remember quantum physics.

Funny Things to Say:

• “Time is relative… especially when I’m late.”

• “Smart is the new charming.”

• “Gravity? I just invented that.”

Quirks: Wild hand gestures, random bursts of thought, muttering formulas.

Tips:

• Wig, mustache, slouchy sweater, lab coat, glasses/safety goggles, lab gloves.

• Hair: Wild and gray, the frizzier, the better.

Accessories / Props: Notebook, ruler, chalkboard, fake test tubes, disheveled genius energy.

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✈️ Amelia Earhart

Vibe: Fearless pilot with impeccable leather-jacket fashion sense and explorer confidence.

What’s Already in Your Closet: Brown jacket, scarf, boots, goggles (if you’ve got them).

Easy to Buy: Aviator cap, toy plane, and that iconic “can-do” spirit.

How to Act: Walk like you’ve flown through a storm and won.

Funny Things to Say:

• “I don’t get lost, I just find new routes.”

• “Wings? Check. Sass? Double check.”

• “Clear skies and chaotic energy ahead!”

Quirks: Hands on hips, squint at the horizon, dramatic scarf toss.

Tips:

• Red lips, braid or bun, vintage aviator flair.

• Hair: Tied up with a scarf or cap.

Accessories / Props: Scarf, goggles, toy plane, confidence.

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👩‍🔬 Marie Curie

Vibe: Science queen. Radioactive but make it classy.

What’s Already in Your Closet: Long dark dress, notebook, and intellectual sparkle.

Easy to Buy: Flask, test tubes, glowing LED prop.

How to Act:  Speak calmly, but drop casual genius lines that melt brains.

Funny Things to Say:

• “Yes, I glow in the dark—it’s called innovation.”

• “Chemistry? I’ve got great reactions.”

• “I’m positively charged for this party.”

Quirks: Examines drinks like experiments, mutters formulas, writes invisible notes.

 Tips:

• Female: Natural makeup, bun or pinned hair.

• Hair: Neat bun or pulled back for science mode.

Accessories / Props: Beaker, notebook, fake award, calm intensity.

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🧠 Leonardo da Vinci

Vibe: Renaissance man, chaotic doodler, and inventor of things no one asked for (but everyone wants now).

What’s Already in Your Closet: Oversized shirt, vest, paper, and a look that says “I have 47 unfinished projects.”

Easy to Buy: Painter’s hat, fake beard, sketchbook, feather quill.

How to Act: Stare at ceilings like you’re seeing blueprints in your mind. Dramatically “invent” common objects.

Funny Things to Say:

• “I painted her smile, not her taxes.”

• “Behold — the world’s first selfie stick.”

• “I’ll finish it… eventually.”

Quirks: Sketch mid-air, mumble in Italian, act like you’ve seen the future.

Tips:

• Beard, beret, slightly unwashed genius look.

• Hair: Wavy and unbrushed or tucked under beret.

Accessories / Props: Quill pen, sketchbook, fake blueprints, mysterious smile.

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👑 Napoleon Bonaparte

Vibe: Petite powerhouse with a big ego and a tiny hat. Short king energy before it was cool.

What’s Already in Your Closet: Blue coat or blazer, white pants, confidence that could start a war.

Easy to Buy: Tri-corner hat, gold trim, toy sword.

How to Act: Boss everyone around. Pose with one hand in your jacket dramatically.

Funny Things to Say:

• “I may be small, but my empire’s tall.”

• “Call me short again and I’ll annex your chair.”

• “I came, I saw, I micro-managed.”

Quirks: Point a lot. Talk fast. Gaze into the middle distance like you’re plotting.

Tips:

• Add fake medals, smug grin.

• Hair: Slicked back under hat.

Accessories / Props: Hat, sword, map, small stool for dramatic speeches.

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🧘 Mahatma Gandhi

Vibe: Peaceful rebel with chill energy and a power level that makes everyone else feel morally inferior.

What’s Already in Your Closet: White sheet or towel, sandals, wire glasses, patience.

Easy to Buy: Walking stick, fake glasses, globe or peace sign.

How to Act: Speak calmly, pause before every sentence like you’re revealing life’s secrets.

Funny Things to Say:

• “Be the change… but also, be on time.”

• “I fast for peace, but I’ll snack for fun.”

• “You can’t spell ‘serenity’ without ‘snack break.’”

Quirks: Slow nods, hand steepling, deep sighs.

Male/Female Tips:

• Male: Bald cap or buzzcut, shawl, humble posture.

• Female: “Gandhika” — headwrap, sandals, serenity.

• Hair: Minimalist — that’s the vibe.

Accessories / Props: Walking stick, tea cup, calm aura, rolled-up scroll.

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⚡ Nikola Tesla

Vibe: Mad scientist chic. Brilliant, broke, and one lightning bolt away from immortality.

What’s Already in Your Closet: Black jacket, white shirt, chaos in your eyes.

Easy to Buy: Lightning prop, fake light bulb, goggles.

How to Act: Speak like you’re always thinking of something electrifying.

Funny Things to Say:

• “I invented modern energy — you’re welcome.”

• “Current mood: alternating.”

• “Edison stole my lamp and I’m still mad.”

Quirks: Gesture dramatically, hold up imaginary electric arcs, mutter in formulas.

Male/Female Tips:

• Male: Slicked hair, pencil mustache.

• Female: “Nikki Tesla” — bold eyeliner, sparkly accents.

• Hair: Glossy, side-parted, a little unhinged.

Accessories / Props: Light bulb, coil prop, lab notebook, “shocking” personality.

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👑 Marie Antoinette

Vibe: Pastel glam with zero grasp of reality. The original “influencer with consequences.”

What’s Already in Your Closet: Poofy dress, pearls, fake charm.

Easy to Buy: Tall wig, tiara, lace fan.

How to Act: Overreact to everything. Speak like you invented luxury.

Funny Things to Say:

• “Let them eat cake—and make it gluten-free!”

• “I don’t do budgets.”

• “My skincare routine? Royal bloodline.”

Quirks: Hold fan over mouth, fake posh laugh, curtsy excessively.

Tips:

• Female: Pink blush, pastel lips, dramatic lashes.

• Hair: Big, higher than your hopes and dreams.

Accessories / Props: Cake slice, fan, tiny dog, glitter.

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☀️ King Louis XIV

Vibe: Dramatic diva disguised as royalty. The “Sun King” with main-character syndrome.

What’s Already in Your Closet: Anything gold, anything shiny, ego optional but encouraged.

Easy to Buy: Wig, lace shirt, toy scepter, blinding confidence.

How to Act: Walk like the floor owes you rent.

Funny Things to Say:

• “I am the state—and the star of it.”

• “If you’re not gilded, get out.”

• “Kneel before glam.”

Quirks: Grand gestures, laughs like thunder, treats selfies like royal decrees.

Tips:

• Male: Long curls, beauty mark.

• Hair: Curly and extra.

Accessories / Props: Scepter, mirror, wine glass, audience.

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⚔️ Alexander the Great

Vibe: The OG overachiever. Charismatic warrior who conquered lands and hearts.

What’s Already in Your Closet: Sheet as toga, boots, ego.

Easy to Buy: Plastic sword, gold headband, cape.

How to Act: Speak with confidence; flex like a Greek god.

Funny Things to Say:

• “I conquered 90% of the world—and this party.”

• “There are no worlds left to conquer, so I came here.”

• “Call me ‘Lex the Great’—I’m rebranding.”

Quirks: Hero poses, inspirational pep talks, dramatic cape twirls.

Tips:

• Bronze accessories, heroic hair.

• Hair: Windswept like you’ve ridden a horse through destiny.

Accessories / Props: Sword, cape, gold band, muscles (optional, fake acceptable).

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💭 Socrates

Vibe: Philosopher, professional overthinker, undefeated in arguments (because everyone else gave up).

What’s Already in Your Closet: White sheet, sandals, smug expression.

Easy to Buy: Toga, scroll, fake beard.

How to Act: Question everything. Even the snacks.

Funny Things to Say:

• “I know that I know nothing—except how to party.”

• “Define ‘fun.’ Go ahead, I’ll wait.”

• “Wisdom comes from wine… or was it pain?”

Quirks: Chin-stroking, long pauses, rhetorical questions.

Male/Female Tips:

• Male: Beard, toga, sandals.

• Female: “Socratia” — draped white dress, gold bangles.

• Hair: Bald cap or bun, either way — thinky.

Accessories / Props:
Scroll, cup, fake philosopher stare.

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Confucius (551–479 BC)

Vibe: Ancient wisdom meets chill grandpa energy. Always calm, always right, never in a rush — basically the original “deep quotes” account before Instagram existed.

What’s Already in Your Closet: A bathrobe (bonus points if it looks like a kimono), belt sash, and your most peaceful facial expression.

Easy to Buy: Long fake beard, scroll, fan, or bamboo prop. Bonus: tea cup for enlightened sipping.

How to Act: Pause before every line like you’re about to say something life-changing… even if it’s just “Where’s the bathroom?”

Funny Things to Say:

• “Confucius say: man who hog dip, lose friends quickly.”

• “Wisdom is knowing which karaoke song not to sing.”

• “Confucius say: party hard, regret nothing — except the group photo.”

Quirks: Slow nods, hands folded serenely, the occasional cryptic smile. End every statement with “...as Confucius once said.”

Male/Female Tips:

• Male: Long beard, flowing robe, stoic patience.

• Female: “Confucia” — elegant robe, gold headpiece, knowing smile.

• Hair:

  • Male: Pulled into topknot or bun.

  • Female: Neat bun or long braid with gold accent.

Accessories / Props: Scroll or book, tea cup, fan, calm aura, ancient wisdom, and the ability to win every conversation with a proverb.

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🎯 Annie Oakley (1860–1926)

Vibe: Wild West sharpshooter with better aim than anyone in the room — and she knows it. Think cowgirl confidence, showbiz charm, and “shoot first, flirt later” energy.

What’s Already in Your Closet: Denim shirt, boots, bandana, belt. Bonus points for fringe anything.

Easy to Buy: Cowgirl hat, toy rifle, star pin, or bolo tie.

How to Act: Talk with swagger, wink at everyone, and pretend every party game is a high-stakes duel.

Funny Things to Say:

• “Anything you can do, I can do louder.”

• “I don’t miss — except brunch, sometimes.”

• “I came, I yee’d, I haw’d.”

Quirks: Finger guns (constantly), confident strut, hat tip before delivering a punchline.

Tips:

• Female: Winged eyeliner, braid or loose waves, red lips.

• Hair: Braid, curls, or tucked under the hat.

Accessories / Props: Toy rifle, hat, lasso, belt with fake bullets, sass.

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⚔️ Attila the Hun (c. 406–453 AD)

Vibe: The original “bad boy” conqueror. Loud, proud, and allergic to subtlety. Walks into a room like he just razed one.

What’s Already in Your Closet: Dark jacket, fur scarf, boots, and the kind of glare that makes people move aside.

Easy to Buy: Faux-fur vest, toy sword or mace, big belt buckle, warlord energy.

How to Act: Loud. Boastful. Eats snacks like they wronged him.

Funny Things to Say:

• “I didn’t come to make friends — I came to conquer appetizers.”

• “My love language? Pillaging.”

• “Fear me, or at least feed me.”

Quirks: Chest pounding, hearty laughter, overdramatic storytelling about your “battles.”

Male/Female Tips:

• Male: Fur everything, battle-ready scowl.

• Female: “Attila the Hun-ette” — leather corset, bold eyeliner, warrior boots.

• Hair: Long and wild, or pulled back in a fierce braid.

Accessories / Props: Sword, fur cloak, goblet, drum beat in your soul.

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🏛️ Julius Caesar (100–44 BC)

Vibe: Charismatic ruler, toga trendsetter, and history’s most confident backstab victim. Dramatic? Absolutely. Deserved it? Maybe.

What’s Already in Your Closet: White sheet (instant toga), sandals, and your most self-satisfied grin.

Easy to Buy: Gold laurel crown, fake dagger, goblet, ego.

How to Act:
Wave like you invented democracy. Brag, then dramatically pretend to get betrayed.

Funny Things to Say:

• “Et tu, Karen?”

• “I came, I saw, I conquered… happy hour.”

• “Beware the Ides of March — or Mondays.”

Quirks: Grand gestures, loud proclamations, subtle side-eye at everyone holding a knife.

Tips:

• Toga, gold crown, hair slicked back.

• Hair: Simple and regal, crown or braid.

Accessories / Props: Laurel wreath, scroll, goblet, fake dagger, air of betrayal.

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🎨 Vincent van Gogh (1853–1890)

Vibe: The original tortured artist — sensitive soul, deep thinker, occasional ear enthusiast.

What’s Already in Your Closet: Button-up shirt, suspenders or vest, melancholy aura.

Easy to Buy: Painter’s palette, fake bandage, sunflower prop.

How to Act: Stare into the distance, talk about “feeling colors,” and be slightly too emotional about brush strokes.

Funny Things to Say:

• “I really put my ear into my work.”

• “I painted the night because sleep is for the emotionally stable.”

• “Don’t worry — I’m just going through a creative phase. Again.”

Quirks: Squint dramatically at everything. Gesture with invisible brushes. Whisper about light.

Tips:

•  Red beard, soft eyes, tragic backstory.

• Hair: Tousled and tragic, like you woke up from a dream about sunflowers.

Accessories / Props: Paint palette, paintbrush, small canvas, bandage, tragic romantic energy.

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🖼️ Pablo Picasso (1881–1973)

Vibe: Confident, flirty, chaotic artist who broke every rule — and the concept of perspective.

What’s Already in Your Closet: Striped shirt, black pants, ego.

Easy to Buy: Beret, fake mustache, abstract art print, toy paintbrush.

How to Act: Describe everything as “genius” — especially if it makes no sense.

Funny Things to Say:

• “Faces are overrated — I prefer geometry.”

• “This isn’t messy, it’s modern.”

• “Art is subjective, but I’m objectively amazing.”

Quirks: Tilt head at odd angles, talk in fragments, compliment your own talent repeatedly.

 Tips:

• Male: Clean-shaven, bold hand gestures, constant smirk.

• Hair: Slicked back or messy in a “genius at work” way.

Accessories / Props: Paintbrush, sketchbook, abstract drawing, wine glass, chaos.

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🧬 Charles Darwin (1809–1882)

Vibe: Gentle naturalist who looked at finches once and said, “Yeah, I’ve figured out life.”

What’s Already in Your Closet: Brown jacket, khaki pants, beard of contemplation.

Easy to Buy: Binoculars, notebook, fake butterfly net, stuffed animal or plush bird.

How to Act: Observe everyone like they’re rare species at a party. Take notes. Look fascinated and judgmental at the same time.

Funny Things to Say:

• “Survival of the fittest… and the best dressed.”

• “Ah yes, the elusive partygoer in their natural habitat.”

• “Adapt or leave the snack table.”

Quirks: Peer at people thoughtfully. Speak slowly, as if narrating a BBC nature documentary.

Tips:

• Male: Beard, hat, tweed everything.

• Hair: Windswept and wise.

Accessories / Props: Notebook, binoculars, magnifying glass, stuffed bird, aura of scientific discovery.

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