💼 Character Breakdown for Blazers & Secrets Roles

Because murder is just another form of hostile takeover.

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🏢 The Corporate Executive – The Power Player

Vibe: Ruthless, polished, and always closing deals—or covering tracks. High-powered, highly suspicious.
Costume (from your closet):
Tailored suit or blazer, crisp white shirt, polished shoes, expensive watch.
Easy to buy: Clip-on ID badge, briefcase, Bluetooth earpiece.
Props: Leather portfolio, business cards, champagne flute (or cold brew).
Quirks & How to Act:

• Walk like you own the venue—and everyone in it.

• Interrupt people mid-sentence, then thank yourself for speaking.

• Use corporate jargon in life-or-death situations.
  Sayings:

“This meeting could’ve been an email… or a cover-up.”
“I don’t panic—I delegate.”
“That’s not blood, it’s brand synergy.”

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☕ The Startup Bro – The Buzzword Bandit

Vibe: Hoodie, blazer, and unearned confidence. Thinks a murder is just another “pivot.”
Costume (from your closet):
Hoodie under a blazer, slim jeans, sneakers, messy hair that says I woke up like this (in my coworking space).
Easy to buy: Reusable coffee cup, fake investor pitch deck, laptop sticker pack.
Props: Cold brew, smartphone, whiteboard marker, fake “pitch notes.”
Quirks & How to Act:

• End every sentence with “we’re still in beta.”

• Explain everything like you’re pitching it to Shark Tank.

• Panic if your Wi-Fi drops below 4 bars.
  Sayings:

“We’re disrupting the murder industry.”
“Honestly, this homicide is such a brand opportunity.”
“Don’t call it a cover-up—call it stealth mode.”

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😏 The Shady Consultant – The Professional Enigma

Vibe: Too friendly, too calm, too… murdery. Always “between clients” and ethics.
Costume (from your closet):
Smart-casual—button-down, vest, loafers, mysterious smirk.
Easy to buy: FedEx envelope, fake business cards, Bluetooth headset.
Props: Tablet, clipboard, or “confidential” folder.
Quirks & How to Act:

• Smile too much. Say very little.

• Always “in the loop,” never “on the record.”

• Take mysterious phone calls and step out dramatically.
  Sayings:

“I prefer to work… behind the scenes.”
“Deliverables? Delivered.”
“I didn’t say that. You inferred it.”

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📉 The Middle Manager with Secrets – The Breaking Point

Vibe: Overworked, overlooked, and one bad meeting away from mayhem.
Costume (from your closet):
Wrinkled shirt, loosened tie, ID badge, and a haunted look of someone who’s seen too many PowerPoints.
Easy to buy: Stress ball, to-go coffee cup, clipboard labeled “Q4 Report (HELP).”
Props: Empty mug, stack of fake HR memos, office badge.
Quirks & How to Act:

• Nervous laugh. Always holding a coffee you never drink.

• Mutter about “unrealistic expectations.”

• Snap occasionally, then apologize profusely.
  Sayings:

“I’ve got 99 problems and all of them are employees.”
“If one more person says ‘touch base,’ I’ll lose it.”
“I didn’t mean to kill them… it was a workflow issue.”

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💰 The Financial Advisor – The Spreadsheet Shark

Vibe: Polished, persuasive, and can hide millions—or bodies—in plain sight.
Costume (from your closet):
Pinstripe suit, tie clip, slicked-back hair, polished loafers.
Easy to buy: Calculator, fake stock portfolio, business cards.
Props: Ledger, prop money, pen you click like a stress tick.
Quirks & How to Act:

• Use financial metaphors for everything.

• Check “the markets” on your phone during small talk.

• Brag about “diversifying assets” while clearly laundering something.
  Sayings:

“Murder is just a bad investment.”
“Liquidity is key—especially when cleaning up blood.”
“I can make anything disappear—on paper.”

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💋 The Publicist or Agent – The Spin Doctor

Vibe: Smooth-talking, unflappable, and always two lies ahead.
Costume (from your closet):
Designer blazer, open collar, shiny shoes, and sunglasses inside (confidence optional, but recommended).
Easy to buy: Press pass, clipboard, “crisis plan” folder.
Props: Phone (always ringing), PR pitch notes, fake NDA.
Quirks & How to Act:

• Smile through chaos. Correct everyone’s phrasing.

• Say “we’ll handle this internally” after any disaster.

• Text constantly while pretending to listen.
  Sayings:

“Let’s frame this as… an unfortunate misunderstanding.”
“We don’t delete scandals—we rebrand them.”
“No comment. But off the record? Genius.”

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🏗️ The Real Estate Developer – The Deal-Maker

Vibe: Charismatic, confident, and not above burying evidence—or zoning laws.
Costume (from your closet):
Crisp dress shirt, open collar, shiny shoes, expensive watch, smug grin.
Easy to buy: Fake blueprints, toy house, or “For Sale” sign.
Props: Tape measure, tablet, fake keychain.
Quirks & How to Act:

• Flatter everyone—especially suspects.

• Drop phrases like “prime location” when describing murder scenes.

• Talk about “long-term development” ominously.
  Sayings:

“This lot has… killer potential.”
“You can’t build character without a little demolition.”
“Zoning laws are more like… gentle suggestions.”

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🧳 The Former CEO – The Fallen Titan

Vibe: Bitter, bored, and still power-dressing like he’s relevant.
Costume (from your closet):
Suit with loosened tie, whiskey glass prop, tired eyes, faint smell of regret.
Easy to buy: Fake news clipping (“CEO Ousted”), flask, sunglasses.
Props: Resignation letter, old nameplate, drink tumbler.
Quirks & How to Act:

• Name-drop old companies no one remembers.

• Flirt with interns (inappropriately).

• Monologue about “the good old fiscal quarters.”
  Sayings:

“I didn’t get fired—I stepped down strategically.”
“They’ll regret ever crossing me.”
“My severance package could buy this whole building.”

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🕵️ The Corporate Spy / Mole – The Insider Threat

Vibe: Chameleon. Always watching, rarely speaking. Disguised as ordinary.
Costume (from your closet):
Plain shirt, slacks, messenger bag — looks like an intern or IT guy.
Add a trench coat or glasses for subtle drama.
Easy to buy: Fake USB drive, magnifying glass, clipboard labeled “Internal Audit.”
Props: Flash drive, fake ID, notebook of surveillance notes.
Quirks & How to Act:

• Lurk. Take “notes” on everyone.

• Pretend to “accidentally” overhear everything.

• Deny everything with confidence.
  Sayings:

“I’m just here for observation purposes.”
“Need-to-know basis… and you don’t.”
“Trust me—I work here.”

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🏦 The Bank Teller – The Polite Accomplice

Vibe: Courteous, careful, and always counting—but maybe not money.
Costume (from your closet):
Dress shirt, tie, vest, name tag.
Easy to buy: Fake money, calculator, cash drawer toy.
Props: Ledger, pen-on-a-chain, name tag that says “Ask About Our Rates.”
Quirks & How to Act:

• Smile suspiciously too much.

• Speak in “transactional” terms during conversation.

• Offer receipts for everything—even the murder.
  Sayings:

“Would you like that in singles or secrecy?”
“My drawer’s never off… unless it’s on purpose.”
“All assets accounted for—except the body.”

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Playhouse / Auction House / Museum Director – The Cultured Puppet Master

Vibe: Suave, charming, and slightly sinister — the kind of man who says “provenance” too often and probably hides invoices in oil paintings.

Costume (from your closet):

• Playhouse Director: Turtleneck or crisp black shirt, patterned scarf, tailored trousers, and the faint scent of dry champagne.

• Auction House Director: Sharp three-piece suit or blazer, polished shoes, gold or silver cufflinks, pocket square.

• Museum Director: Smart jacket over a button-up, round glasses, sleek watch, air of refined impatience.
  All versions pair well with dramatic hand gestures and unnecessary pauses.

Easy to Buy (or DIY):

• Vintage-style pen or gavel.

• Fake catalog, clipboard, or brochure labeled “Private Collection.”

• Name badge: Director of Acquisitions.

• Optional: magnifying glass, rolled “painting” in paper tube, or museum visitor lanyard.

Props & Accessories:

• Leather portfolio, tablet, art catalog, or opera glasses.

• Fake champagne glass or espresso cup.

• “Sold!” paddle, auction brochure, or clipboard of bids.

How to Act the Role:

• Treat everyone like a donor or suspect — sometimes both.

• Speak with exaggerated precision, as though you’re narrating a documentary.

• Punctuate sentences with “you understand,” whether or not they do.

• Compliment people like you’re appraising them: “Quite valuable in this light.”

• React to murder like it’s an inconvenience before the gala.

Male Acting Tips:

• Maintain posture like a statue — barely move, but command attention.

• Look perpetually five seconds away from firing someone.

• Drop cultural references no one asked for (“Ah yes, very Dadaist of you.”).

Quirks:

• Collects pens, secrets, and grudges.

• Insists on correcting pronunciations (“It’s Van Gohkh, not Go.”).

• Mumbles price estimates during small talk.

• Declares things “priceless” right before spilling coffee on them.

Sayings:

“This isn’t chaos — it’s curated disorder.”
“Every masterpiece hides a scandal.”
“I assure you, everything has its price.”
“The exhibit may be closed… but I’m still open for business.”

Behavioral Tricks:

• Pause before answering — as if evaluating whether they’re worth your time.

• Touch objects delicately, as though everything’s fragile (especially egos).

• Glance upward when lying — your lighting is always dramatic.

• If confronted, whisper: “You can’t put a price on reputation… but I’ve tried.”

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🧥 Closet Quick Tips

• Stick to neutral or jewel tones (black, navy, wine, or charcoal).

• Add a signature piece — a scarf, ring, or lapel pin.

• Shine your shoes — this role judges quietly.

• Hair: perfectly styled or artfully disheveled (both imply effort).

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🖋️ Bonus Variants

• The Theatre Director: Overly dramatic, quotes Shakespeare mid-accusation, wears too much cologne.

• The Auctioneer: Speaks fast, jokes faster, never lets go of his gavel.

• The Museum Curator: Flawless diction, perpetually offended, might describe the crime as “performance art.”

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🧠 BONUS BUSINESS ARCHETYPES

The HR Director: Calm, smiling, terrifying. Always has “forms” ready.

“I’ll need you to sign this incident report… in blood.”

The Intern: Overeager, unpaid, and unintentionally incriminating.

“I didn’t know shredding meant evidence.”

The Office IT Guy: Knows all the passwords and too much dirt.

“I have the receipts—literally, in the cloud.”

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🪙 WHAT YOU MIGHT ALREADY OWN

• Blazer or power jacket

• Button-up shirt

• Blue light glasses

• Lanyard or fake ID badge

• Clipboard, notebook, or briefcase

• Smartwatch or fake Rolex

• Tie or pocket square

• Shiny dress shoes

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💈 HAIR & GROOMING

• Executives & Advisors: Neat, polished, expensive-smelling.

• Startup Bros: Styled chaos—like you woke up in a boardroom nap pod.

• Consultants & Spies: Clean and low-maintenance, like you’re hiding something.

• Developers & Agents: Slick and sculpted with “trust me” hair.

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🧠 PRO TIPS FOR CORPORATE CHARACTERS

• Treat every accusation like a quarterly review.

• Speak in buzzwords when you don’t know what to say (“Let’s circle back on that.”).

• Always check your phone mid-conversation — “My assistant’s texting.”

• When in doubt, yell “That’s confidential!” and storm off dramatically.