THE KNIGHT WHO'S SEEN TOO MUCH

Closet staples: Black jeans + gray hoodie = chainmail lite
Footwear: Combat boots, Docs, or anything with visible wear. If it squeaks, it betrays you.
Look (M/F):

• Male: Leather jacket = breastplate. Add a belt over everything.

• Female: Same — or a fitted blouse + vest + leggings. Belt it. Again. Belt everything.
  Hair/Makeup: Messy braid or helmet hair. Smudge some eyeliner like you cried in a war.
  Accessories: Foam sword, broken watch you call a “timepiece of the realm,” a fake scar
  Behavior: Speaks in trauma flashbacks. Stares into the distance when someone mentions “the war.”
  Voice/Diction: Gravelly. Add “m’lady” unironically.
  Phrases:

• “This armor protects not my heart.”

• “Tis but a flesh wound.”

• “By the sword, I shall get vengeance… or a snack.”

 

THE ROYAL WHO SHOULDN’T BE IN POWER

Closet staples: Anything gold, velvet, or way too dramatic for your income
Footwear: Heels you can’t walk in / slippers that scream “nepo baby”
Look (M/F):

• Male: Bathrobe as cloak. Dress shirt buttoned to the neck.

• Female: Maxi dress + every pearl necklace you own
  Hair/Makeup: High bun or curls with tiara energy. Contour like you're in candlelight.
  Accessories: Goblet (real or plastic), fake ring the size of a doorbell, long gloves
  Behavior: Talks with the confidence of someone who’s never worked a day
  Voice/Diction: Loud. Dramatic. Annunciates every syllable.
  Phrases:

• “Bring me the scroll!”

• “I declare this peasant sus.”

• “How dare you, commoner.”

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THE WIZARD WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE SCAMMING PEOPLE

Closet staples: Blanket cape + oversized hoodie = “cloak of invisibility”
Footwear: Slippers. Or nothing. Because earth vibes
Look (M/F):

• Pajamas underneath robe = on brand
  Hair/Makeup: Tease hair for volume, add glitter or gray spray. Dark lipstick for “mystic aura.”
  Accessories: Staff (a broom, walking stick, or cardboard tube), pouch of “herbs” (probably oregano)
  Behavior: Only answers in riddles. Eyes dart constantly. Carries books no one asked for.
  Voice/Diction: Shaky, mysterious, but sometimes slips into modern slang
  Phrases:

• “The stars foretold this nonsense.”

• “Beware… the vibes are cursed.”

• “Hark! Wait—where’s my phone?”

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THE TAVERN WENCH / KEEP

Closet staples: Corset over anything, peasant blouse, off-shoulder tops
Footwear: Whatever you have, just be loud when you walk (clogs = bonus points)
Look (M/F):

• Male: Loose shirt, vest, open chest. Bonus if slightly dirty.

• Female: Off-shoulder top + big skirt + apron. Bonus: fake stein.
  Hair/Makeup: Tousled curls or ponytail. A bit of sweat = authenticity
  Accessories: Mug, tray, wine bottle in a pouch
  Behavior: Flirty, chaotic, always has snacks. Definitely saw the crime but forgot.
  Voice/Diction: Think Renaissance Fair meets TikTok thirst trap
  Phrases:

• “Ale solves all problems.”

• “Oops, did I drop that clue?”

• “Sir, I work here. You can’t just sword people.”

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THE MYSTERIOUS FOREST DWELLER WHO DEFINITELY SUMMONED SOMETHING

Closet staples: Anything green or sheer. Shawls, scarves, drapey cardigans
Footwear: Sandals, barefoot, or laced-up boots that go to your knees
Look (M/F):

• Male: Flowing shirt + cloak + mysterious amulet

• Female: Maxi skirt + mesh top + face gems
  Hair/Makeup: Loose waves, braids, vines in hair, dramatic eye makeup
  Accessories: Crystal necklace, wooden pendant, stick you call “staff”
  Behavior: Doesn't blink. Talks to animals. Will offer to read your aura mid-murder.
  Voice/Diction: Soft, echoey, possibly British
  Phrases:

• “The trees told me who the killer is.”

• “I must commune with the moss.”

• “Your aura… is sus.”