Guest List

 

SAM MANGER

Pet Groomer and Owner | Manger Mutt Cuts

Sam Manger, the loud and proud owner of Manger Mutt Cuts, is Holly Hills’ most eccentric dog groomer. Known for a deep love of animals and impeccable care, Sam unfortunately lacks the same finesse when dealing with humans. Worse yet, the townsfolk claim that Sam's creative streak with pet haircuts often veers straight into catastrophe.

Sam, a devoted follower of high-fashion pet grooming trends straight from Paris, has a knack for turning dogs into walking "art pieces." The latest creation? The infamous "box cut," a rigid, geometric trim that has Holly Hills' poodles hiding under beds in shame until their fluff returns. This isn't Sam's first misstep. Who could forget the "Reverse Mohawk Incident," where golden retrievers across town sported shaved center stripes?

Despite the backlash, Sam remains unapologetic, declaring that "true genius is never understood in its time" and that Holly Hills is simply "not ready" for Paris-level grooming sophistication.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  (Optional: Print off pictures of ridiculous dog grooming cuts to bring with you as your portfolio.) For cheeky laughs, wear a dog onesie or costume under your sweater.

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MARTHA MAY BELLS

Heiress | Holly Hills Christmas Queen

Martha May Bells is an heiress who always gets what she wants—except for her secret childhood crush, Will Knight, who is Carol Knight's brother. Martha May has mastered the art of eavesdropping. If you have skeletons in your cupboard, it is best not to breathe a word of them, or Martha May will pick up the scent and follow the trail!  The neighbors get annoyed during the holidays because she is ultra-competitive with her Christmas décor. She travels every summer to buy the most rare and festive Christmas decorations to add to her growing collection.  Her undying Christmas Spirit, dedication to philanthropy, and amazing holiday decor are why she has won the Christmas Spirit Award again this year. She's been the Holly Hills Christmas Queen for eight years! 

Martha lives on Jolly Street, in the Sugarplum Point subdivision of a very large neighborhood called Evergreen Estates.

Suggested attire: Tacky but elegant Christmas sweater. Hair in an outrageous Christmas-inspired updo. Underneath, wear a glamorous red or green gown and any props worthy of a wealthy heiress. To flaunt your cash, stuff fake money into any pockets, etc. and have it sticking out.

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LOU HINKLE

Christmas Tree Farmer | Hinkles Trees

Lou Hinkle, the proud owner of Hinkle’s Trees, is Holly Hills’ favorite Christmas tree farmer. Every holiday season, Lou can be found at the family tree lot wearing an apron that says, “I’m Pining for You.” Despite decades of experience, Lou still can’t convince some customers to stop testing every tree for “that perfect smell.” Fun fact: Lou’s great-great-grandfather supposedly once sold a tree to President McKinley!

Lou Hinkle is still fuming over the chaos at Hinkle’s Trees last week when someone backed their car into a giant tree which caused a domino effect and knocked over more Christmas trees. It took two full days to clean up the mess and repair the damage. Now, Lou won’t stop griping about the back pain it caused, claiming, “I’m one sprained muscle away from putting up a ‘pick your own tree’ sign!”

Suggested attire:  Tacky sweater. Grab some fresh evergreen twigs to adorn your sweater.

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GINGER STARRY

Display Design Manager | Nogstrum's Department Store

Ginger Starry, the brilliant yet bossy display designer for Nogstrum’s Department Store, is both admired and feared for her jaw-dropping holiday creations. Her outlandish tree designs and stunning décor have made Nogstrum’s a must-visit holiday destination, showcasing Ginger’s unmatched creative flair. However, working with Ginger is no stroll through a winter wonderland. Ginger’s perfectionism knows no bounds, especially when it comes to Santa’s Village, where a full cast of Santa and his elves bring Christmas magic to life. Ginger is relentless in her demands, constantly harassing the elves to keep the village spotless—an impossible task when kids are spilling cocoa and leaving candy cane crumbs everywhere. The elves have a nickname for her: "The Garland Grinch"—not that they’d dare say it to her face. Whether it’s a crooked ornament or a speck of glitter out of place, Ginger is on it faster than a kid on Christmas morning. Despite her tough exterior, Ginger’s attention to detail ensures Nogstrum’s shines brighter than the North Pole itself, even if it means driving her coworkers up the (meticulously decorated) wall.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  Very over-the-top Christmas accessories.

 

CLARICE NICHOLAS

Sales Clerk | Nogstrum’s Department Store 

Clarice Nicholas, Nogstrum’s fragrance queen, doesn’t believe in "no"—especially not when it comes to making a sale. Known for chasing customers halfway to the parking lot, Clarice always hits her quotas and then some. Once, a toddler accidentally knocked over her perfume display, and Clarice used it as an opportunity to sell 15 bottles to panicked onlookers. Her secret? Unlimited samples and relentless charm. 

Clarice has been having a difficult time staying on top of the internal sales charts at the store - especially since one of the biggest customers refuses to allow Clarice to get the sales from her department. 

Suggested attire:  Tacky sweater with fragrance cards in hand, ready to spritz (optional and don't waste the good stuff - make it cheap and weird - maybe just lemon juice or something along those lines).

 

SCUT FURKUS

Candy Store Owner | Furkus Fudge

Scut Furkus, infamous for tormenting Sugarplum Point as the neighborhood bully, now runs Furkus Fudge, the family candy store. For years, Scut hid away in the kitchen as the lead chocolatier, avoiding the spotlight (and hiding from former victims) while churning out sweets. After Old Man Furkus passed, leaving the store to Scut, the townsfolk weren’t exactly thrilled. Protests erupted, and Scut had no choice but to issue a heartfelt apology to the community. But is the bullying truly over? That remains the talk of Holly Hills. While Scut claims to have turned over a new leaf, Furkus Fudge’s lack of holiday decorations this year has raised eyebrows, leaving everyone wondering if the festive spirit—or Scut’s softer side—has vanished for good. 

Scut has renamed all of the shops offerings since Old Man Furkus left Scut the shop. Here is the current menu: 

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• “Holly Jolly Humbug Bites” – Peppermint fudge squares that are sweet enough to melt even the grumpiest heart.

• “Noogies to Nougat” Bars – A caramel and nougat delight topped with a dusting of festive sprinkles.

• “Sorry, Sugarplum Point Spheres” – Plum-flavored truffles that come with an apology note on the wrapper.

• “Reindeer Reconciliation Fudge” – Chocolate fudge with red and green swirls, a nod to Scut’s newfound holiday spirit.

• “Peace Offering Pralines” – Buttery pralines dipped in white chocolate with a cinnamon twist.

• “Coal-Free Christmas Crunch” – Chocolate fudge with crunchy peppermint bits—perfect for reformed troublemakers.

• “Let’s Be Friends Fudge Logs” – Rolled chocolate fudge stuffed with marshmallow fluff, perfect for sharing.

• “Merry Make-Up Bark” – A mix of dark chocolate, crushed candy canes, and pretzels, symbolizing sweet and salty harmony.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  Coonskin cap is an optional accessory.

 

RALPHIE CHESTNUT

Train Conductor | North Pole Express

Ralphie Chestnut is the life of the party—or in his case, the life of the North Pole Express. As a dedicated train conductor, he keeps passengers entertained with his quick wit, endless supply of holiday jokes, and his infamous Christmas story about the BB gun. After months of begging his mother for the “Space Blaster 10,000 BB Gun” (his words, not the ad copy), she finally caved. The result? Ralphie almost shot his own eye out the first—and only—time he fired it. Ralphie is the first to admit he should have listened to his parents when they warned him, but hindsight is 20/20—unlike his eyesight (he still wears the same thick glasses that saved him).  Still, his charm is irresistible. Passengers on the North Pole Express love his larger-than-life stories, even if half of them end with, “And that’s why you should listen to your mother.” Ralphie might have a knack for not learning lessons the first time, but he’s got the holiday spirit—and comedy chops—to keep everyone laughing all the way to the North Pole.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater and an engineer cap or engineer costume under the sweater.  Glasses as an accessory.

 

EVE ELDEN

Mannequin Designer | Nordstrom's Department Store

Eve Elden is the bubbly mannequin designer at Nogstrum’s Department Store, known for her creative displays and cheerful attitude. Having worked there for nearly two years, Eve is a highly committed employee who’s always willing to stay late, help out in other departments, and cover shifts at a moment’s notice. A genuinely kind-hearted person, Eve has been a favorite among coworkers and customers alike—until now.

Recently, Eve’s meticulously dressed mannequins became the center of controversy when a savage customer removed their clothing. A viral post by a local ex-football star, who joked about the undressed plastic models under the hashtag #NakedNogstrums, catapulted the incident into the spotlight. Now, for the first time, Eve finds herself under scrutiny at work as the store scrambles to address the situation. The pressure is on for Eve to prove she’s still the mannequin master, even if her displays at one point temporarily lacked... attire.

Suggested attire:  Tacky sweater with ultra-trendy Christmas accessories.

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HERMEY GARLAND

Head Elf in Santa's Village | Nordstrom's Department Store

Hermey Garland, Nogstrum’s reluctant elf leader, didn’t sign up for the chaos that comes with managing Santa’s Village. Juggling photo schedules, cranky elves, and sugar-fueled toddlers, Hermey dreams of a quiet dental office one day with nothing but the soothing hum of dental drills. For now, though, Hermey lives by one rule: survive until January. Hermey never wanted to be in charge. An introvert at heart, things have gone from bad to worse as Hermey is being forced to fill the vacant Santa Claus role after the previous Santa was fired for, as Hermey puts it, “future crimes.” The problem? Hermey looks and sounds nothing like Santa. To fit the part, Hermey must wear a rubber Santa mask, a suit with padding in all the right places, and use a voice changer to sound like Jolly St. Nick.  The setup will either leave kids terrified or confused. 

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater over an elf costume accessorized with (optional) candy canes or toy drills..

 

KEVIN MCALLISTER

Unemployed

Kevin McAllister, now in his thirties, still lives in his parents’ basement, which he’s transformed into his ultimate gaming lair, complete with a snack station, a neon “Keep the Change” sign, and an alarm system rigged with toy cars and marbles—just in case. While he’s an avid gamer and reigning champion of Call of Doodie: Holiday Heist, Kevin can't help but feel a little uneasy each Christmas. The holidays bring back memories of that one time he was left home alone and had to outsmart two not-so-bright burglars with an arsenal of household traps. Sure, the incident made him a legend in the neighborhood, but now, every Christmas light twinkle feels like a countdown to chaos, and every carol has him glancing nervously out the window. Kevin insists he's fine—though his annual December shopping spree for BB pellets and tarantula food says otherwise. While his parents subtly suggest it might be time to move out, Kevin argues that "the basement is a fortress," and besides, he needs to be on guard to protect the house… just in case burglars ever return. Despite his quirks and holiday jitters, Kevin is a lovable character who’s doing his best to outgrow his "incident." But let’s be honest—living rent-free with a lifetime supply of mac and cheese isn’t the worst gig in the world.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  Underneath the sweater, wear any Christmas-themed attire - or skip the sweater and wear an ugly sweater-designed suit.

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HOWIE LANGSTON

Mattress Salesman | Silent Night Snooze Emporium

Howie Langston is a hardworking mattress salesman at “Silent Night Snooze Emporium”, a Christmas-themed mattress store with promotions where you get a free stocking full of eggnog-flavored pillow mints with every mattress purchase. Howie spends his days convincing customers that a “North Pole Plush” mattress is the perfect gift for anyone on their list—because nothing says Christmas like eight hours of holiday hibernation.

A devoted single dad, Howie does his best to balance work and raising his son, who is obsessed with the Supersonic Man movies. Unfortunately, Howie’s not exactly a master of time management. Between mattress deliveries and trying to build a snowman out of leftover shipping foam, he forgot to order the Supersonic Man doll his son has been begging for all year. Now, Howie’s on a frantic, last-minute quest to find the sold-out toy. His journey has already included getting locked inside a mall Santa display, accidentally joining a “Parents Without Presents” support group, and nearly being trampled at a store’s holiday sale stampede. To make matters worse, Howie’s customers keep calling, demanding urgent mattress deliveries, leaving him juggling work, Christmas chaos, and an inflatable Rudolph costume he mistakenly thought was a Supersonic Man disguise.

Despite the madness, Howie’s heart is in the right place, even if his to-do list isn’t. One way or another, he’s determined to make this Christmas unforgettable—even if it means battling every other desperate parent in town.

Suggested attire:  Tacky sweater. 

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CLARK GRISWALL

Inventor | Widgets & Wonkats

Clark is an ambitious inventor at Widgets & Wonkats, Inc., a gadget company known for quirky innovations. His latest creation—a revolutionary edible toothpaste that doubles as breakfast for busy execs—is nearly ready for focus group testing. Meanwhile, he’s preparing for the arrival of over 40 family members traveling by planes, trains, automobiles, and RVs. They’ll all be staying at his extravagantly decorated home on Jolly Street, infamous in Sugarplum Point for its holiday lights that regularly cause power outages. A devoted family man, Clark Griswall will do whatever it takes to make his loved ones happy—but his well-intentioned efforts often spiral into chaos, thanks to his knack for making questionable decisions and stumbling into trouble.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater or Christmas Vacation movie costume.

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ANGELICA PEACE

Toy Store Clerk   | Toys B Us

Angelica Peace is the joyfully over-the-top toy store clerk at Toys B Us. Known for saying, "If it’s not on the shelf, I’ll climb to the roof to find it," Angelica is the ultimate cheerleader for the stressed-out holiday shopper. Rumor has it Angelica once hosted an impromptu puppet show to distract cranky kids while parents frantically searched for a last-minute gift. Need advice? Angelica’s shoulder is always available—and covered in glitter from wrapping station mishaps. Toys B Us has completely sold out of Supersonic Man dolls, leaving shelves embarrassingly full of the unwanted sidekick, Nitro Man, who hasn’t exactly been flying off the shelves—literally or figuratively. Angelica Peace is fuming, knowing her commission could’ve been through the roof if the store had stocked more of the main hero instead of "a fake superhero with no powers that nobody even likes." Now, Angelica spends her days trying to convince skeptical parents that Nitro Man's power of “being friendly and slightly funny” is just as cool as Supersonic Man zooming around in an iron suit, saving the world at Mach 5.

Suggested attire:  Tacky sweater. Bonus points for carrying a stuffed toy as a prop.

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KLAUS NOEL

Assistant Manager | Nordstrom's Department Store

Klaus Noel, the assistant manager at Nogstrum’s Department Store, has perfected the art of the death stare. Employees describe his management style as a mix of “grinchy drill sergeant” and “holiday overlord.” While the store manager snoozes in the breakroom, Klaus is on the floor counting candy canes to ensure exactly three make it into every stocking on the display. Even Rudolph would probably file a complaint about overtime under Klaus’s watch. Klaus’s grumpiness is the stuff of legend. He once confiscated a kid’s hot cocoa, calling it a “spill hazard,” and growled, “Christmas spirit doesn’t clean itself!” Another time, he shot down a request for garland on an office door, muttering, “If it’s not on the approved decoration list, it’s not happening.” Employees swear Klaus would fine Santa himself for showing up late to work. Klaus Noel has found himself under heavy scrutiny this holiday season after the coveted Supersonic Man dolls mysteriously sold out at Nogstrum’s. Parents are fuming, and conspiracy theories are swirling like snowflakes. Rumor has it the last few dolls were quietly sold and shipped out of town, leaving locals high and dry. Another rumor? Klaus himself might have been the one to sell them while covering a shift change in the toy department.  Of course, Klaus isn’t commenting, but employees have noticed him singing, 'I'm' a Mean One, Mr. Grinch more than usual lately.

Suggested attire:  Tacky sweater paired with a stern expression.

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​MERRY NORTH

Pop Star 

Merry North is the hometown pop star who took the charts by storm with hits like Jingle Bell Beatdown and Snow Me the Money. After years of touring, Merry has returned to Holly Hills for the holidays. While family members are thrilled, neighbors are less impressed by Merry’s nightly backyard karaoke sessions of All I Want for Christmas Is Me. Merry insists it’s just practice for her next album, Holly Hills and Harmonies.

Merry may be a chart-topping pop star to the rest of the world, but in Holly Hills, the townsfolk still remember her awkward teenage years. To them, she’s just "Lil Merry from 1412 Jolly Street,' complete with the back brace, braces on her teeth and headgear, a face full of acne, and a questionable haircut that didn’t do her any favors.

Because of this, Holly Hills doesn’t exactly roll out the red carpet. Nobody asks for autographs, and the kids who grew up with her are more likely to remind her about the time she tripped during the 8th-grade talent show than gush over her stardom. For Merry, coming home is less about fame and more about dodging old yearbook photos and embarrassing stories from childhood.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater worthy of a pop star (or tacky sweater over a pop star costume) trendy makeup, and pop diva energy.

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YUKON DONNER

Gold Miner 

Yukon Donner is a rugged gold miner who looks like he just walked out of a holiday western. After striking gold in California, Yukon decided to spend Christmas in Holly Hills to "live the high life"—which means hanging out at Cocoa Wonderland and trying all 12 flavors of hot cocoa while surfing the web on his trusty laptop. Yukon claims he can smell gold a mile away, but the only thing locals have seen Yukon sniffing out is Eddie Evergreen's cookies.

Yukon Donner has just enough gold in his pouch to scrape through the holidays in Holly Hills before packing up and heading back west to strike it rich again. Yukon claims he can "sniff out gold better than Santa sniffs out cookies," but locals have caught him mistaking glitter-covered ornaments for nuggets more than once.

For now, Yukon is enjoying the festive break, though his idea of "Christmas dinner" is a bag of jerky and a can of beans warmed over a candle.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater. Toy pick axe or pan for comedic flair.

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FRANKLIN CROSMAN

Television Executive | RBC TV Studios  

Franklin Crosman, the mastermind behind RBC TV Studios’ upcoming Christmas Eve live adaptation of Rudolph, is laser-focused on ratings—and not much else. Franklin describes Christmas as “a great concept… for advertisers.” Some say Franklin sold his soul for a Nielsen spike; others believe he just really hates carolers. Either way, Franklin will do anything to make his holiday production a success, even if it means rewriting Rudolph’s story as a gritty crime drama. He begrudgingly agreed to cast Martha May as the spokesperson for the Rudolph adaptation on Christmas Eve. While Franklin finds her over-the-top holiday cheer unbearable, he knows there’s no avoiding the reigning Christmas Queen of Holly Hills if he wants local buzz.

Rumor has it Franklin is secretly plotting to make history by adding additional live shows, locking in the entire cast and crew to work through Christmas Day. Whispers around the set suggest he’s already drafting contracts labeled "Mandatory Festive Overtime."

Suggested attire:  Tacky sweater and a clipboard of "notes."

 

CANDY DECEMBER

Personal Shopper | Nordstrom's Department Store

Candy December, Nogstrum’s ruthless personal shopper, is a force of nature when it comes to hunting down the perfect gifts for her wealthy, high-maintenance clients. However, many of those clients couldn’t care less about Candy’s loyalty to Nogstrum’s—they regularly ask her to shop at competing stores, putting her in an awkward spot as a dedicated employee. To make matters worse, some clients love to waste Candy’s time. They’ll have her jump through hoops to track down rare or special-order items, only to casually say, “I’ll think about it,” and never make the purchase. Candy is no stranger to spinning her wheels for hours, only to be ghosted by indecisive, high-maintenance customers. Still, she remains fiercely determined, muttering under her breath, “One day, someone’s going to gift me patience.”

Suggested attire:  Tacky sweater.  Optional to have an armful of shopping bags as props.

 

CHRIS KRINGLE

Former NFL Quarterback 

Chris Kringle is the former NFL quarterback who’s convinced every holiday is just another chance to remind people of that one touchdown pass in college he threw back in the day. Despite his ego, Chris spends most nights alone, practicing "spontaneous" autograph poses in the mirror. Locals avoid him—not because he’s famous, but because no one wants to hear about his stats again. Chris Kringle has a secret he’d never admit: he’s still heartbroken from a breakup years ago. The blow came via text message, right after he was released from his NFL contract—a double whammy of rejection he’s never quite shaken. Adding insult to injury, Chris never even got to play an NFL game thanks to an early-season injury, leaving him with only his college stats to brag about. While Chris insists his single status is by choice, close friends know he avoids his old team’s highlight reels and has a suspicious aversion to notifications on his phone.

Suggested attire:  Tacky sweater. Football is an optional prop. Sharpie marker as an optional prop (people may want your autograph).

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WILL MARCUS

 Santa of Christmas Village  | Nordstrom's Department Store

Will Marcus, the chaotic Santa of Nogstrum’s Christmas Village, is as unpredictable as a snowstorm in July. On multiple occasions, Will has shown up to work with suspicious bits of old salmon stuck in his Santa beard, claiming it was from his "protein-packed breakfast." One memorable shift ended with Will accidentally sitting on a gingerbread house prop and declaring, "Santa’s had a rough landing this year!" Rumor has it Will was recently arrested for trying to sleep overnight in the store’s gingerbread house, insisting it was "for Santa authenticity." Some even say he’s already been fired, but with Will, it’s hard to tell—he still occasionally wanders the store shouting, “Ho ho hold my cocoa!” to confused shoppers.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater over a Santa suit. Props: beard, Santa hat, mugshot (all optional).

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FARRAH FROST

Ballerina | Decking Halls Playhouse

Farrah Frost, the dazzling ballerina of Holly Hills, graces the stage every holiday season as the beloved Sugarplum Fairy at the Decking Halls Playhouse. When she’s not pirouetting under the spotlight, Farrah spends her offseason teaching private ballet lessons to the town’s aspiring young dancers at the Holly Hills Recreation Center. During the holidays, however, Farrah is always on her toes—both literally and figuratively.

Farrah firmly believes her role as the Sugarplum Fairy should be more than enough to crown her Holly Hills Christmas Queen. After all, what could be more iconic than embodying the spirit of Christmas magic in front of packed audiences? Unfortunately, many townsfolk disagree, insisting the title requires more than just a star performance—it’s about being the full package. This year, Farrah was crushed to see Martha May win the crown yet again, fueling her frustration. “How many inflatable Santas and synchronized light shows does it take to get noticed?” Farrah was overheard muttering backstage. While the loss has left her stewing in a mix of glitter and indignation, she’s already plotting her next move to prove that being the Sugarplum Fairy is more than enough to reign supreme in Holly Hills.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  Ballet shoes & fairy wings are optional accessories.

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ROXY RUDOLPH

Olympic Ice Dancer

Roxy Rudolph is an enigma to the people of Holly Hills. A celebrated Olympic Silver Medalist and U.S. National Champion ice dancer, Roxy has traded the rink for a quieter life in her hometown. The new dream? Opening an eggnog shop on Winter Street, right next to Cousin Eddie’s Cookies. While Roxy sees her venture as a unique addition to the neighborhood, not everyone in town agrees. Eggnog, they argue, is too seasonal, and Eddie’s hot cocoa has already cornered the market on holiday drinks. Living on Jolly Street, Roxy has another ambition: to become the town’s beloved Christmas Queen. But Roxy isn’t interested in winning through flashy decorations alone. She’s brainstorming a creative, out-of-the-box way to earn the crown—something that reflects her unique flair and leaves a lasting impression on the community. Whether it’s eggnog or her unconventional path to the throne, Roxy is determined to carve out a legacy in Holly Hills, one way or another.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.    Silver medal is an optional prop.

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CAROL KNIGHT

Manicurist | Tinsel Tips Nail Spa

Carol Knight is one of the most friendly people you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. As a manicurist, Carol knows almost everybody in Holly Hills because they are on her client list. However, she stresses during the holidays since her eccentric brother, Will Knight, comes home to visit, as he has endless energy and a quirky diet.

Carol lives on Jolly Street, which is the most festive street in all of Holly Hills. She would love to be crowned as Christmas Queen, but she simply doesn't have the time to devote herself to charitable organizations or attend every Christmas-themed event in town, such as the Gingerbread House Competition, Holly Hill's Tree Lighting Ceremony, The Fruitcake Catapult, or The Eggnog Chug. Carol's appointment books at Tinsel Tips are fully booked until April, and she doesn't have much time for herself nowadays.  

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  Even tackier Christmas accessories to go with your sweater. Even though we all know nail techs usually have no time to do their own nails - try to make your nails on-point with a festive, holiday flair. Maybe bring a nail file and give other guests a good shape while you mix and mingle (optional). 

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