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Welcome to The Trend Tracker, your ultimate source for Gladerock gossip, hot takes, and all the tips you need to stay effortlessly trendy. Because let’s face it—if you’re not in the know, you’re already behind.

By Frankie Flex 🕶️✨

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Frankie Flex Canceled!?
But I can explain!

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The Gladerock Coffee Shop -

where the drama unfolded.

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Alright, y’all, apparently I’m that person now. Gladerock and the internet has officially canceled me because, yeah, I cut in line at the coffee shop recently. But before you roast me harder than their medium-dark blend, let me explain: I was running late for my uncle’s funeral, and coffee was the only thing standing between me and a faceplant in the middle of the service.

Flashback to Aunt Lulu’s funeral? I nodded off mid-eulogy, and Nana didn’t just slap me—she turned me into a family meme. I’m still getting side-eyes at Thanksgiving for it. There was no way I was about to repeat that humiliation, so in my caffeine-fueled panic, I broke Gladerock’s sacred queueing code.

Was it a bad move? Sure. Do I feel bad? Kinda. But if you’ve ever been on the receiving end of Nana’s wrath, you’d get it. Desperate times, people.

So, Gladerock, I owe you one. Next round of lattes? On me. Just please stop blowing up that unflattering pic of me cutting the line. It’s trending, my followers are dropping faster than my energy levels without caffeine, and I’m down to less than a million subs. CANCELED? FRANKIE FLEX? Over cutting a coffee line?

Stawwwpppppp the madness. Don’t let this be my legacy. Let’s move on—preferably over a latte.

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Drama at the Gladerock Airport
 The Black Venus Saga

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In a plot twist no one saw coming, Gretchen Audigger—yes, the former barista from Gladerock—straight-up finessed her way into art world fame by outbidding everyone for The Black Venus at the Gladerock Art Auction. Talk about a main-character moment.

The masterpiece, created by Gladerock local Micha Angelo (no relation to the OG Michelangelo, but there's an attempt made there), was hyped as a magnum opus. Micha claimed it took a lifetime to craft this “wonderful piece.” Bold claim, my friend. Lowkey I'm not feeling the lifetime vibes here. 

     Here’s where things go full soap opera: The painting was on its way to Russia, courtesy of Gretchen’s fiancé, James Smith. It was supposed to be a bougie birthday gift for his cousin who lives there for work.

   But the plot thickens—Ivanna Katenka works airport security. (By the way, Ivanna - don't uninvite me to your wine-tasting party for spilling this tea.)

During transit, she decided to go full Sherlock Holmes on James’s luggage. Rumor had it something was being smuggled inside the painting. Spoiler: nothing was found. But not before Ivanna ripped the backing off The Black Venus like she was unboxing a TikTok PR package. Oof.

     When I reached out to the head honcho at Gladerock Airport security, they hit me with a “not our problem” vibe. Translation: James won’t be getting reimbursed for the damage to the painting. RIP to his wallet—and Micha Angelo’s life’s work.  Good think Micha isn't all that old. 

    Honestly, this entire saga deserves its own Netflix series. Gretchen’s glow-up, the art world drama, and an airport security scandal? This is what we call content.

Stay tuned, Trend Trackers, because this story isn’t over. Will Micha demand reparations? Will Ivanna be responsible for the damage? Will Gretchen outbid herself at the next auction? Only time will tell. 👀

by Frankie Flex

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The Mystery of the Rumidoid Stone
What Is It, and Where’s It Hiding?

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Hey there, my fellow adventurers, dreamers, and casual conspiracy theorists! Frankie Flex here, your favorite blogger with a penchant for the weird and wonderful. Today, I’ve stumbled upon something that feels straight out of a fantasy novel or an RPG quest: the Rumidoid Stone. I’m obsessed, y’all.

Here’s what I know so far:

  • It’s GIVING ancient artifact vibes. Picture a spherical stone carved with intricate symbols, radiating some seriously cryptic energy. The pièce de résistance? A glowing green gem smack in the center. Is it a portal key? A cursed jewel? A cosmic fidget spinner? Your guess is as good as mine.

  • Location vibes? Probably Gladerock. I’ve got a hot lead that this mysterious object might be chilling somewhere in Gladerock. Why Gladerock? Because everything weird and magical seems to end up there. (Remember the drama with The Black Venus painting? Yeah, we don’t talk about that anymore.)

Now, here’s where things get spicy:

Rumor has it the Rumidoid Stone isn’t just a dusty museum piece. Some say it’s magical. Like, legit magical. I’ve heard whispers about its powers ranging from granting wishes (okay, Aladdin) to controlling time (move over, Doctor Strange). Others claim it’s an ancient relic left behind by a forgotten civilization that used it as a source of energy.

So, what’s my plan?

I’m diving headfirst into the Gladerock archives, pestering local historians, and snooping around art auctions and antique shops. If you’ve seen this stone—or know someone who has—hit me up ASAP. My DMs are wide open. 👀

Questions I need answers to:

  1. Is it magical, or are we just romanticizing a rock with cool carvings?

  2. If it is magical, what can it actually do? Is it, like, useful?

  3. Who has it? A reclusive billionaire? A secret society? Some random dude named Carl who thinks it’s a paperweight?

Listen, I’m not saying I’m about to go full Lara Croft on this, but if this stone is half as powerful as the legends claim, I want to be the first to break the story.

Stay tuned, Trend Trackers. This might be the blog that changes everything. If I disappear, just know it’s because I got too close to the truth. 😜

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Full Blog about

the stone

coming Soon!

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by Frankie Flex

BOOM

Gladerock’s gem, The Purple Canary, was the ultimate retreat for high-society sophistication. But now? Sawdust on the floor, zero talent on stage, and a nosedive in class. Spill the poison tea—why was Lyric, the voice of our generation, booted? Why’s the piano gone, replaced by a cheap organ? And, most baffling, how did Binkie “No Talent” McGraw, king of mumbled lyrics that sound like a third-grader wrote them, become the headliner? Alternate reality, anyone?

If you’re unfamiliar with Binkie McGraw, let me save you the cover charge. His latest release is below. Brace yourself. Gladerock’s class meter just hit rock bottom.  Oh, and here are the lyrics for you. Enjoy.

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What. Is. Going. ON?!!! 
Why was Lyric Replaced with Binkie McGraw?

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