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murder at the Cinco de Mayo Fiesta

Say goodbye to siestas and hello to fiestas! Every year, Cinco de Mayo festivities celebrate Mexico's triumphant 1862 victory in the Battle of Puebla, a historic event that occurred on May 5th. This year, the celebrations find a luxurious setting at the Montalban Hotel, a renowned celebrity haven in the picturesque Los Cabos, Mexico, hosting its annual Cinco de Mayo bash. With your plane ticket in hand and access to this exclusive event secured, your adventure is about to unfold.

Guest List

 

Magan Foxy
Actress
This pampered vixen of the big screen is one of the most sought-after Hollywood starlets!  Magan sings more than she speaks, as if she’s vying for a switch to Broadway’s bright lights. Her attention-seeking behavior is a primary reason she doesn’t get along with colleagues on set. 
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Wear celebrity attire. Admire yourself (optional) with a handheld mirror.
For a festive touch, add any fiesta/Cinco de Mayo accessories.

 

Kirstin Steward
Actress
Kirstin Steward has a reputation as one of Hollywood’s most delightful stars. However, away from the glitz, glam, and camera’s eye - this spoiled diva lets loose with angry tirades if she doesn’t get her way.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Celebrity attire.  
For a festive touch, add any fiesta/Cinco de Mayo accessories.

 

Robbie Patson
Actor
Hailing from London, England, Robbie Patson is still trying to cut ties with his former vampire-themed box office hits. His rugged good looks have earned him a top spot on Hollywood’s most handsome list - even though he’s a shameless, self-promoting egomaniac.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Celebrity attire.  
For a festive touch, add any fiesta/Cinco de Mayo accessoriesPictures of yourself to hand out to others (optional props).

 

Bari Drewmore
Actress
One of Hollywood’s most versatile actresses, Bari Drewmore has been a staple on the big screen since she was seven years old!  Her charisma and charm have catapulted her into an iconic status.  Rumor has it that Bari has a hidden, devious side.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Celebrity attire.  
For a festive touch, add any fiesta/Cinco de Mayo accessories.

 

Phil Werrel
Comedian
Phil Werrel landed a spot in Hollywood many years ago by his knee-slapping performances on the television show Friday Night Live.  He crawled his way to the big screen and now spews comedy films like there’s no tomorrow. Phil has desperately tried to break into more serious acting roles to no avail.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Funny t-shirt or other silly costume (fiesta-inspired is optimal). Post-it notepad and pen as optional (hidden) props.

 

Raquel Tilson
Actress
Known as the Hollywood Sweetheart, Raquel Tilson is a genuine soul and the sweetest person you’ll ever know – especially on the movie lot!  A slight drawback to this sweet starlet is a problem with kleptomania. Watch your stuff carefully if she’s around!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Celebrity attire.  
For a festive touch, add any fiesta/Cinco de Mayo accessories*Bring a large handbag to place stolen items during the party.

 

Shy Lebuff
Actor
Shy Lebuff is no stranger to blunt honesty and troublemaking.  Shy tells people how it is without a filter. If you’re avoiding the truth – stay away from this star. Shy has a peculiar way of staying off the paparazzi radar for long periods of time. Everyone in Hollywood wants to know his secrets.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Celebrity attire.  
For a festive touch, add any fiesta/Cinco de Mayo accessories.

 

Zangelina Joley
Actress
Zangelina is a top A-list celebrity. Known for eccentricity, this starlet has adopted sixteen children from around the world. She is a collector of bizarre things, most often trinkets from other celebrities. There is one rule to staying harmonious with this diva—don’t try to steal her limelight!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Celebrity attire.  
For a festive touch, add any fiesta/Cinco de Mayo accessories Optional props of evidence of your 16 children (pacifiers, notes to Mom, etc.).

 

Pablo Santana & the Montalban Mariachi Band

Mariachi Band Leader
Pablo Santana is the hard-working leader of the most famous mariachi band in Mexico - the Montalbán Mariachi Band. He is dedicated to achieving greatness but has a problem with anger management. Pablo knows how to hold a grudge!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Mariachi suit, large sombrero, and fake/real acoustic guitar as an optional prop.

 

Riley Syrus
Recording Artist and Entertainer
When it comes to what fame and fortune have to offer – Riley Syrus takes it all! After a year-long media frenzy with strange behavior on stage and in public places, this star has been evading the paparazzi. Her dedicated fans are happy she isn’t acting outlandishly anymore.  
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Celebrity attire.  
For a festive touch, add any fiesta/Cinco de Mayo accessories.

 

Stephen Thing
Author and Screenwriter
Stephen Thing is the creepy King of the Horror Genre.  If Stephen’s story is made into a film, you won’t sleep soundly if you’re in the audience! Stephen is highly intellectual and a great person to chat with - as long as you can get over his eerie persona.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Fabulous gothic attire

 

Taylan Swift
Recording Artist and Entertainer
Taylan Swift lives the American dream as a top pop idol. She rose to the top as America’s Country Darling as a teen, and now - this star can’t step into a grocery store without being caught on film! This emotional icon craves attention. Without a doubt - she gets her share!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Celebrity attire.  
For a festive touch, add any fiesta/Cinco de Mayo accessories.

 

Okra Wimpy
Television Show Host and Media Mogul
Okra Wimpy is a television staple. She is the highest-rated talk show host in television history and the wealthiest woman of the 21st century. Hollywood insiders call her the most influential woman in the world! However, one problem with being friends with this media mogul is that she’s a bit nosy for people’s tastes. 
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Celebrity attire.  
For a festive touch, add any fiesta/Cinco de Mayo accessories.

Paul Paratzy & Colleagues
Member of the Paparazzi

Paul Paratzy is the tenacious tabloid reporter known by as the King of the Gutter Press!  Paul always manages to get just the right photos and exclusive interviews with insiders.  There is nothing that Paul won’t do - even including blackmail.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Reporter costume with festive fiesta accessories. Camera (real or fake) as an optional prop.

Peggy Marshal & the MBM Field Crew
Executive Movie Producer and Director
This obsessive movie producer is the one to be around at a party, as she gets the dance floor moving with interpretive dance moves!  She is an executive producer for MBM Picture Studios, and sources report that this producer doesn’t get along with anyone on set.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Fashionable attire - preferably fiesta inspired &/or with fiesta accessories. Clapboard as an optional prop

 

London Wilton
Heiress & Reality Television Personality
Everyone is tired of the media exposing London Wilton’s troubles. She’s an infamous heiress who never lifted a finger to become a celebrity. The real stars of Hollywood don’t respect this pampered princess.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: 
Celebrity attire.  For a festive touch, add any fiesta/Cinco de Mayo accessories.

Janica Alba
Actress
Janica Alba often plays a tough heroine on the big screen.  This hopeless romantic action star falls in love with everyone she meets! She’s beautiful but has bad manners, which often drives potential beaus away. 
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: 
Celebrity attire.  For a festive touch, add any fiesta/Cinco de Mayo accessories.

Jesca Simpson
Pop Idol and Aspiring Actress
This Texas native is one of the most famous pop idols in America. Not known for a high IQ, this airhead is sure to barrage you with senseless questions.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: 
Celebrity attire.  For a festive touch, add any fiesta/Cinco de Mayo accessories.

Annie Hadaway
Actress
Cuckoooooo!  Is that a clock or Annie Hadaway’s brain?  This former fashion model was voted by People magazine as one of the most beautiful people in the world!  Too bad there wasn’t a list of the wackiest actresses in Hollywood, as she’d top the list. ell!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: 
Celebrity attire.  For a festive touch, add any fiesta/Cinco de Mayo accessories.

Tele N. Ewe & Colleagues
Investigative Field Reporter
Tele N. Ewe is always on top of the latest story - sometimes before the stories happen!  She’s an ambitious investigative reporter for the television station CBC and will stop at nothing to get the scoop.  She’s rarely seen without a troupe of her co-workers from CBC News.

COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Reporter costume with festive fiesta accessories. Camera (real or fake) as an optional prop.

 

Jesse Wisenburg
Actor
Jesse has recently joined the Hollywood A-List. He’s branded as a fashion violator with celeb bloggers, as he chooses to wear dirt-covered, ripped threads on the red carpet. With a brutish sense of humor, he speaks his mind without a care. Jesse blackmails other Hollywood personalities for fun. With a rash of success with his last ten movies, he certainly doesn’t need the extra cash. 
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: 
Tacky attire.  For a festive touch, add any fiesta/Cinco de Mayo accessories.

Smith Williams
Actor and Film Producer
Smith Williams is an outstanding role model for today’s youth. He is a top-grossing film star but also a notorious one-upper. If you speak to this self-proclaimed perfect human, you’ll soon realize he’s done it more often and better than you did—whatever it may be.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: 
Celebrity attire.  For a festive touch, add any fiesta/Cinco de Mayo accessories.

Lauton Taylor
Actor
He’s tough as diamonds in the movies, but in reality, this cliché-spewing star’s a mama’s boy! Lauton is the ultimate puppet to his momager. However, some reports show a hidden analytical side to this star, and you never know what to expect from him - unless you’re his mother!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: 
Celebrity attire.  For a festive touch, add any fiesta/Cinco de Mayo accessories.

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