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The House of Groove Discotheque is all set to light up the night with its much-anticipated annual Disco Fever Competition. The event promises to draw in a vibrant crowd of groovy cats and foxy mamas, all eager to strut their stuff on the dance floor. Having honed your slick dance moves over the year, you're primed to hit the floor and dazzle the judges in your finest disco attire, ready to claim the spotlight with your groovy moves.

However, the lead-up to the competition has been anything but smooth. Behind the scenes, dance pairs have clashed, contestants have engaged in bitter rivalries, and a series of scandals have stirred the public's curiosity.

Despite these challenges, the club's management remains optimistic, hoping for a surge in participants. With every fiber of your being, you're hoping these disruptions won't dim the dazzle of your dance floor debut. Undeterred by the commotion, you're determined to basque in the limelight because fading into the background isn't your style.

Your journey to disco stardom amidst the whirlwind of excitement and intrigue starts here. Welcome to the dance floor, where legends are made, and the night is always young.

Disco Competition Participants:

 

Bisty Crinkley

Super Model

Bisty Crinkley is a famed seventies icon! Best known for her television and modeling adventures, people are shocked that she's an over-achieving academic with three PHDs! College classes have been a stealthy second to being the face of the cosmetic company Plaster Girl.

Suggested attire: go for the more fabulous, outrageous disco attire. 

 

Fanni-Sid Pyngstad

Pop Star

Fanni-Sid Pyngstad, a member of the hit band BABBA, is one of the most challenging pop stars to work with because she is demanding and egotistical. A shameless one-upper, she cannot stand for anyone else to succeed. Don’t tell this groovy diva you ran a mile unless you want to hear a story of how she just got back from winning a triathlon.

Suggested attire: go for the more fabulous, outrageous disco attire. 

 

Barry Vahl

Inventor of the Pet Rock

Barry Vahl is the recently-divorced inventor of the pet rock. With his simplistic creation, this entrepreneur made his first million within six months of his first sale. Who knew you could paint faces on rocks and get rich? He is also an avid hunter and humanitarian, but sometimes, Barry is as lazy as his pet rocks!

Suggested attire:slouchy leisure suit would be great. 

 

Dalan Doogart

Computer Genius

Dalan Doogart is among the most intelligent and eccentric people you will ever meet. He works for IDM Computers as a consultant on microprocessors.  Dalan swears computers will be a staple in many American households by 2000, just like televisions. Many of Dalan’s colleagues laugh because computers would take up too much space! Dalan also spends his free time as a medieval swordsman, fighting make-believe dragons at festivals.

Suggested attire: think 'nerd' when choosing a costume. 

 

Vampira Von Bitemark

Animal Rights Activist    

An icon to the gothic community, the anti-social Vampira Von Bitemark is one of the leading animal rights activists in the nation. She also happens to be a vampire - or at least she believes she is a vampire. Beware to meat eaters everywhere – Vampira is leading a campaign to eradicate those who consume animal products.

Suggested attire: you can opt for a disco costume or a Gothic choice, if you wish. 

 

Lola Gaynor

Vegas Showgirl

Lola Gaynor is one of the friendliest people you will ever meet! The talented Las Vegas showgirl stars in the show, Dopacabana, at the Popicana Resort and Casino on the Vegas strip. Lola suffers from a rare condition known as Mute Syndrome. At random times, she is unable to speak but doctors can't figure out why?

Suggested attire: there are some showgirl choices here, but you can also opt for disco attire. 

 

Double 7

Double Secret Agent

Originally hailing from Britain, Double 7 is an American secret agent involved in covert international operations. As serious as his job may be, he is the ultimate trickster. He is mischievous sneak, so watch your back around him!

Suggested attire: wear a sleek, black suit - secret agent style with an optional fedora hat.  Toy gun as a prop. Pad of Post-It notes.

 

Tony Tuscadero

Disco Dancing Champion

Tony Tuscadero hails from the streets of Brooklyn where he was a student in the school of hard knocks. His dream was to become a disco dancer, and he spends all of his free time practicing in a local discotheque. Tony’s the reigning national disco dancing champion with his partner, Sharlet O’Shoolahan. Be careful on the dance floor around Tony, as he’s oblivious to his surroundings!

Suggested attire:pick a full-on disco leisure suit with a glittery shirt!

 

Harry Nadshaw

NFL Quarterback

Harry Nadshaw is an NFL quarterback and Super Bowl champion. In his spare time, he is a professional rose gardener. This naturalist is keen on showing his sensitive side to those close to him, but on the football field, he's a beast!

Suggested attire: you can wear disco attire or go for a vintage NFL jersey

 

Jumpy Jalboa

Club Fighter

Jumpy Jalboa is a blatantly hostile young man. From the streets of Brooklyn, he made his way into the boxing ring as a contender for the World Heavyweight Championship. He has been vigorously training for his next major fight against Stollo Peed! He hopes his intense fear of germs doesn't get in the way of the big fight!

Suggested attire: choose a disco ensemble, or go for a fresh-from-the-ring boxer look. 

 

Captain Jimmy Nixon

Commercial Pilot

Jimmy Nixon is the animated Captain of Daniff Airlines. If you’re on one of his flights, you might be subject to one of his world-famous inappropriate jokes over the intercom! Known for being an avid environmentalist, nothing that harms the earth will ever get by him!  That is, except for the pollution coming out of the plane he flies every day!

Suggested attire: wear disco attire or a pilot's uniform.

 

Futura Teller

Psychic Medium

The energetic Futura Teller is a psychic medium and life coach.  Some clients find it hard to believe the dead-on predictions and try to stay clear of Futura’s doom-and-gloom fortune telling. A strange quirk of this psychic is an aversion to the word it. Futura will avoid saying it at all costs! Futura is dying to tell your fortune, so all you need to do is ask!

Suggested attire:  choose a fun disco outfit! Maybe bring some tarot cards or a crystal ball as a prop? 

 

Sharlet O’Shoolahan

Disco Dancing Champion

Sharlet O’Shoolahan, a classically trained ballerina and star of the neighborhood Nutcracker plays, grew up in high society upper Manhattan. A few years ago, she snuck away to a discotheque in Brooklyn where she met Tony Tuscadero. She became his legendary disco dancing partner, and they are now the reigning national disco dancing champions. Known as the girl of a 1,000 questions, she is the most inquisitive person you'll ever meet.

Suggested attire: go for fun disco attire. 

 

Zarbi Zenton

Television Star

Zarbi Zenton's thick country accent is the heart of her charm as the star of the rural comedy variety show - Neigh Neigh. She lights up the barnyard stage with the famous character she plays - Dolly May, an air-headed farm girl from Nashville, Tennessee. On the flip side, Zarbi hides her analytical side from her fans and is vindictive toward those who double-cross her.

Suggested attire: go for fun disco attire. 

This will get  you ready for the party!

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