Rufus Vibes

Rufus is a 22-year-old standard Poodle, born in Snow Falls. His owner is Noel Vibes.

Rufus has bitten almost half of the humans he has come into contact with, especially over the last five years. Hopefully, Noel can get Rufus accepted into a canine behavioral program. Let's hope they can teach this old dog new tricks.

SNOW FALLS COMMUNITY REPORTS ABOUT RUFUS VIBES:

Crop failure correlation with attacks:

Rumors of Rufus causing crop failures after he bites a new victim are strictly rumors at this point, but also have not been disproven. Professor Alota Mange, the Chair of the Biology Department at Smarvard University, is actively collecting date on this. Please contact her with any new information about bites or crop failtures at 1-555-SMA-VARD.

Bites and other assaults, including being peed on by Rufus:

Also, please continue to report all encounters and incidents with this canine to 1-555-SNO-FALZ and request to speak to Detective Zomm B. Dogeman.

Rufus roaming free in the Holly Hills Neighborhood:

Noel Vibes, the owner, has been asked to keep Rufus in the home or on a leash, but neighbors have reported Rufus playing in the street, biting cars as they drive by. Until we capture a video of this behavior, there is nothing we can do.

Noise levels during full moons:

Also, the police have asked the citizens of Snow Falls to stop calling in noise level reports during full moons. Rufus is bothered by the glow of the full moon, so there is nothing the city can do about the incessant shrieky howling.