Myrtle Swineboggler

Those aren't your freckles and you're not cute with this look. Are you trying to be Mary Ann (or however you spell it) from Gilligan's...

Living by a pig farm can have both positive and negative aspects. I mean I always investigate both sides of the story, ya know. THE...

Okay, y'all. It's coming up - well, it's a few months from now, but some of y'all like to plan ahead. First - nobody from another park...