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Myrtle Swineboggler

Blogger, MODEL, Local Celeb, Manger of the most AFFLUENT resident experience of Henpecked Junction, Spring Meadows Trailer Park


Belinda Jones and Trish Pontiac
CONGRATS! YOU'VE BOTH WON MY CHUCKLEHEAD OF THE MONTH. Why are two GROWN women fighting over the microphone at the second grade school...

Myrtle Swineboggler
Apr 1, 20232 min read


Alex Quinn
Just - what is this? Why post this on social media? MY SECOND CHUCKLEHEAD OF THE MONTH - ALVIN QUINN. You are gonna scare the children.

Myrtle Swineboggler
Apr 1, 20231 min read


What are these fools doing, anyhow?
Alright, these Fall Pines fools are posting this idiocracy on social media with the hashtags #wearecute #fallpinescelebs #classy What...

Myrtle Swineboggler
Mar 27, 20231 min read


Rita Wighammer
Those aren't your freckles and you're not cute with this look. Are you trying to be Mary Ann (or however you spell it) from Gilligan's...

Myrtle Swineboggler
Mar 2, 20231 min read


Gina Grouper, Fall Pines
I don't even know where to start on this, Gina. But I see your pregnant with your eight kid. Congrats. But where I see a problem with...

Myrtle Swineboggler
Feb 2, 20231 min read


Anabelle Freebyrd.
All right, y'all. I am starting a CHUCKLEHEAD OF THE MONTH call out and I'm pickin' on one of my best gal pals, but for good reason. Each...

Myrtle Swineboggler
Jan 2, 20231 min read


Breakfast Served When?
I was at Breakfast Served Anytime last night, and Gina Gorshuckel was just sitting there, staring into space lettin the coffee get cold....

Myrtle Swineboggler
Aug 5, 20221 min read
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