Myrtle Swineboggler

There's no need to buy those boxes with all those preservatives and stuff. Here's a simple recipe to make MY FAMOUS homemade hamburger...

The Cowboy Network is plaguing our town with their cameras and spies everywhere, trying to find fake stories so they can get ratings on...

Uh, oh. We have active hooligans in town. Someone was parked in front of Mullet Cuts the other day and got their tires slashed. They were...