Guest List

 

MARTHA MAY BELLS

Heiress 

Martha May Bells is an heiress who always gets what she wants—except for her secret childhood crush. She has mastered the art of eavesdropping, so if you have skeletons in your cupboard, it is best not to breathe a word of them. The neighbors get annoyed by Martha May during the holiday season because she is ultra-competitive with her Christmas décor.

Suggested attire: Tacky but elegant Christmas sweater. Hair in an outrageous Christmas-inspired updo. Underneath, wear a glamorous red or green gown and any props worthy of a wealthy heiress.

 

CAROL KNIGHT

Manicurist

Carol Knight is one of the most friendly people you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. As a manicurist, Carol knows almost everybody in Holly Hills because they are on her client list. However, she stresses during the holidays since her eccentric brother comes to town.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  Even tackier Christmas accessories to go with your sweater.

 

SAM MANGER

Dog Groomer

Sam Manger is the obnoxious dog groomer at Manger Mutt Cuts. Sam is an animal lover and takes excellent care of animals. However, this groomer usually has horrible ideas for pet haircuts. Sam’s newest style is the box cut, and the poodles of Holly Hills are all hiding in closets until their hair grows back.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  (Optional: Print off pictures of ridiculous dog grooming cuts to bring with you as your portfolio.) For cheeky laughs, wear a dog onesie or costume under your sweater.

 

EDDIE EVERGREEN

Baker 

Eddie Evergreen is an obnoxious baker at Cousin Eddie’s Cookies.  Eddie lives life without worry and doesn’t care about being judged. The townsfolk of Holly Hills nicknamed Eddie 3C, which stands for crass, cluttered, and chaotic.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  A spatula, whisk, and a chef’s hat or costume are optional accessories.

 

GINGER STARRY

Display Design Manager

Ginger Starry is the manipulative display designer for Nogstrum’s Department Store. Ginger is known for her outlandish tree designs and gorgeous holiday décor throughout the store. Ginger definitely has a creative spirit!

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  Very over-the-top Christmas accessories.

 

FARRAH FROST

Ballerina

Farrah Frost plays the role of The Sugarplum Fairy at the Decking Halls Playhouse.  Farrah is a beautiful ballerina who teaches private lessons to the kids of Holly Hills in the offseason. During the holidays, however, Farrah is always on her toes.  

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  Ballet shoes & fairy wings are optional accessories.

 

ROXY RUDOLPH

Olympic Ice Dancer

Roxy Rudolph is an enigma to most people of Holly Hills. She is a talented Olympic and U.S. National Champion ice dancer. Roxy has decided to put her skates away, slow down the pace, and enjoy life. She plans to open an eggnog shop on Winter Street next to Cousin Eddie’s Cookies. 

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.    Silver medal is an optional prop.

 

SCUT FURKUS

Candy Store Owner

Scut Furkus, once the notorious neighborhood bully tormenting the Sugar Plum Point subdivision for many years, inherited a candy store. Soon after, the townsfolk picketed the store on the sidewalk, so Scut had to turn over a new leaf.  This former bully now ranks among the most helpful individuals in Holly Hills.

 Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  Coonskin cap is an optional accessory.

 

RALPHIE CHESTNUT

Train Conductor

Ralphie Chestnut is genuinely fun to be around because he was born for comedy. A dedicated train conductor for the North Pole Express, he loves to tell jokes during the ride. He’s known for the story about his mother buying him a BB gun for Christmas after months of begging, and he nearly shot himself in the eye the first and last time he pulled the trigger.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater and an engineer cap or engineer costume under the sweater.  Glasses as an accessory.

 

KEVIN MCALLISTER

Unemployed

Kevin McAllister is a thirty-something who still lives at home with his parents. Kevin suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder from his childhood when he was home alone, having to fend off burglars on Christmas Day. The holiday season is mentally draining on Kevin, and he is unsure when or if he can get over his Christmas trauma.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  Underneath the sweater, wear any Christmas-themed attire - or skip the sweater and wear an ugly sweater-designed suit.

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HOWIE LANGSTON

Mattress Salesman 

Howie Langston is a devoted father and overworked mattress salesman. He will do anything to find his son the perfect Christmas present every holiday season. This year, he is at his wit’s end, searching for a Supersonic Man doll.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater. 

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CLARK GRISWALL

Inventor 

A struggling inventor, Clark Griswall is the traditional family man. He will go to the ends of the earth to make his family happy. However, Clark has a knack for making the wrong decisions and finding trouble.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater or Christmas Vacation movie costume.

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