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Murder at the Stratford Castle
The Stratford Castle Ball is a premier social event hosted by the Kilmore Preservation Society. The society is comprised of many diverse individuals who have a passion to preserve historical landmarks like the Stratford Castle. The members come from all walks of life such as astronauts, artifact dealers, and medical researchers.
This year, there have been many obstacles with planning the event due to a rising number of scandals between the members. In addition, nobody in the town of Kilmore feels safe to leave their home with a serial killer on the loose. You are a member of the preservation society and must attend this event. This is where your story begins.
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Ancient Artifacts Dealer
Carey Coral is the eccentric ancient artifacts dealer from the UK. Carey travels to distant lands in search of exotic items to sell to collectors. Because of his/her vast world travels, Carey knows a little bit about everything. Carey has recently moved to the town of Kilmore, and is quick to say it was a big mistake.
Carey has fallen ill recently, but the flu has been going around town for quite some time. Many townspeople have taken to wearing gloves and masks out on the street with the number of cases reported.
Suggested attire: Adventurer attire, safari hat. Bring odd trinkets (i.e. a rock, old jewelry, etc.) as ancient artifacts.
Federal Forensic Profiler
Jamie Bond is the most mysterious person in the town of Kilmore. On the surface, Jamie appears to be the typical high society jetsetter, but Jamie is actually a top secret level forensic profiler in the Behavioral Analysis Unit (BAU) of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
The townsfolk have been casting theories about why Jamie is in town. Many scandals have been floating about, but which one is Jamie investigating? Many guilty parties would love to know.
Suggested attire: Evening gown for a female, black suit/tuxedo for a male. Toy guns as optional props.
Deadbee is a lively electronic music producer. Deadbee has been famous in the underground music scene for quite some time. Deadbee achieved overnight fame after receiving a Gram Award for the hit song I’m Lucky. People say that everything that Deadbee touches turns to gold. Curiously, Deadbee seems to be dead broke.
Deadbee is signed with Rich Records, but has been vocal on social media about having regrets about committing to that record label. Sources closes to Deadbee say that there have been other contract offers, but Deadbee can't sign them.
Suggested attire: Trendy hipster attire with headphones as an optional prop.
Yuni Sax is a seasoned astronaut who sincerely believes that s/he has the highest IQ in the entire galaxy. However, you should watch out for this brainy space explorer, as Yuni is known to be quite aggressive on occasion.
Yuni has an intolerance for people who didn't work hard for their position in life. Since Yuni went to school for twelve years and started at the space center as an unpaid intern for over a year, Yuni has no time for people who were handed things or cheat at life.
Suggested attire: Astronaut costume. As an alternative, a jumpsuit and helmet.
Professor Apple is the self-proclaimed nerd and ancient historian. Dr. Apple is a college professor and the students at Quid University fear his/her courses. Dr. Apple isn’t the friendliest person and claims that ancient artifacts are the only friends worth having in this life.
The professor is estranged from the family because his/her father demanded s/he attend the same college as him and be an alumnus. Professor Apple had eyes on The University of Northeast Texas, as they have a world-famous ancient history and archaeology program. The professor was written out of the family inheritance, and now only speaks to one sibling on occasion.
Suggested attire: Nerdy business casual attire. Bring odd trinkets (i.e. a rock, old jewelry, etc.) as ancient artifacts.
Venn Sweet is Iggy Jonas’s thrill-seeking personal chef. Venn is on a constant hunt for adventure in order to experience the ultimate excitement in life. Never content with idle time or nonsense, Venn will bore easily in laidback atmospheres.
Rumors have been flying that Venn has been looking for another job. However, most people don't believe Iggy will allow Venn to quit, so this might get interesting.
Suggested attire: Chef’s uniform.
Dr. Green prefers to stand back in the shadows during social gatherings, as his/her exceptionally high intelligence makes Dr. Green sensitive. This behavior makes others uneasy, as it seems as though Dr. Green has ulterior motives.
There have been accusations flying at Dr. Green about doing illegal human research at the lab, but Dr. Green denies any wrongdoing. Dr. Green claims the lab is working on a cure for cancer.
Suggested attire: Lab coat and stethoscope as an optional prop.
Justice Cross is the ambitious owner of the best restaurant in town, the BeBe Steakhouse. Justice has plans on opening franchises of his/her successful restaurant across the nation. Justice is usually seen smoking a Sherlock Holmes’s style pipe.
There have been whispers about Justice selling the restaurant to open more franchises across the country. These are exciting times for Justice!
Suggested attire: Business casual attire. Sherlock Holmes’ style pipe as a prop.
Iggy Jonas is the overconfident entrepreneur and ex-oil tycoon. Iggy can win you over with a little charm, but don’t be fooled; Iggy cares about one thing and one thing only…Iggy Jonas. Iggy is currently filming a docuseries about his/her success with J.J. Camron.
Iggy Jonas is a complicated person with many secrets that are bursting through the seams of Iggy's reputation. Iggy might have affiliations with shady individuals - but thus far, Iggy denies everything. Iggy is currently working with a builder to build Iggy Shops - a modern outdoor shopping center featuring upscale stores, fine-dining, and live music venues.
Suggested attire: Trendy, expensive looking attire.
Quinn Ciao is an accommodating executive assistant to Reese Rich. Quinn seems nice, but nobody really knows the true person lurking inside. Rumor has it that Quinn might even be a tad shady. Watch your back around this friendly assistant.
Quinn is openly disgruntled and hates the job working for Reese. For some reason, Quinn won't go search for another position. One could wonder why someone would stay in a position that makes them unhappy.
Suggested attire: Business casual.
An incessant know-it-all, Ryan Dirk is the general contractor that refuses to take advice from anybody. Even when Ryan is proven to be wrong, Ryan will find a way to make it appear as though s/he was correct.
Ryan's business is reported to be in financial trouble after a huge deal on the books was canceled. Far in advance, Ryan had booked out a six-month project on the calendar. At the last minute, the project was nixed. Ryan learned a lesson about not making clients pay 50% upfront to book construction services.
Suggested attire: Coveralls and a construction hat as an optional prop.
Known to ominously drag his/her feet while walking, Bracken Shockley is the shadowy prison guard from the state prison in the town of Kilmore. Bracken finds it difficult to relax after getting off work and sometimes, people find this off-putting. Bracken is always on guard.
Bracken Shockley has never seemed happier. Bracken used to work as a private butler for a wealthy person. However, those were dark days for Bracken.
Suggested attire: Prison guard / security officer uniform. Toy gun as an optional prop.
Human Research Test Subject
Jeck Needles is the brawny pharmaceutical trial subject. Jeck was a notorious high school bully many years ago, and unlucky residents of Kilmore still witness this type of behavior manifest when Jeck doesn’t get his/her way. Lately, Jeck has been even more aggressive and the locals are very concerned.
Jeck endured a crisis the other day after a routine research protocol visit. Jeck called a poison control center after having an adverse reaction to an injection. Soon after, Jeck received death threats by an unknown person.
Suggested attire: Casual attire. Bandage your inner elbows, as you’ve been given many injections lately.
Director of Photography
Watch your back around this fun-loving party animal and prankster. J.J. Camron is the Hollywood director who is the one to invite to energize any event! J.J. has tricks hidden in every sleeve and surprises around every corner! Be prepared to have fun with this mischievous fun-provoker! J.J. has been keeping busy filming a docuseries about Iggy Jonas called The Power of Iggy. The show is about how Iggy has built a number of successful businesses. However, an executive producer has told sources close to the project that thus far, the scenes shot have been boring. J.J. has also had trouble acquiring film permits to shoot scenes about town.
Suggested attire: Casual attire with a director’s hat and clapboard as optional props.
Kilmore Daily Times Reporter
Sammy Cooper is the does what it takes investigative field reporter for the Kilmore Daily Times newspaper. Sammy’s been in the eye of a tornado, on a foreign battleground, and even in the center of a street riot! Sammy will do anything to get the scoop!
Suggested attire: Business casual attire. A pen and notepad as optional props.
City Council Member
Avery Oceans is the daring city council member in the town of Kilmore. Avery is a compulsive gambler and is quick to make bets for even the smallest amount of money. A constant risk taker, Avery is definitely high-energy and difficult to be around for long periods. Unfortunately, Avery has recently acquired a substantial debt with the wrong kind of people.
Suggested attire: Business casual attire.
Mo Marrow is quite the odd character. Originally hailing from the bayous of southern Louisiana, Mo travels the world in search of the best deep sea fishing. Mo recently had to take a job hosting deep sea fishing excursions on the coast of Kilmore, as s/he ran out of cash. Mo is infamous for doing pirate impersonations and prefers to be called Captain Mo Marrow.
Mo currently works for Rich Excursions, a once popular company that has been around for decades. Recently, the quality
Suggested attire: Pirate hat and sailing / boating attire of any kind.
Reese Rich is one of the wealthiest people in the town of Kilmore. Reese is quite powerful, as s/he owns a large share of the businesses in town. Rumor has it that Reese’s pile of gold originates from reprehensible sources, but nobody brings up the subject in fear of retaliation. Reese has a short fuse and you don’t want to light it, especially if you don’t want to waste countless hours in a courtroom – or worse, find yourself six-feet under!
Suggested attire: Designer attire, money coming out of your pockets (real or fake). Extravagant jewelry (real or fake).
Wolfe Wicker is the sarcastic butler of the town tycoon, Reese Rich. The word from the grapevine is that Wolfe’s current position as Reese’s butler is due a long-standing blackmail. Many have tried to validate this rumor but have failed. However, one glance at Wolfe’s solemn expression says more than words can express.
Wolfe's father owns a small chemical company that has been touted for their environmental awareness and high industrial standards. Recently, a new employee was fired from the company. Nobody knows the details, as everything was done with great discretion.
Suggested attire: Black suit, white gloves.
Poison Control Center Operator
Piper Morgan is the anxious Poison Control Center operator. Piper takes the job ultra-seriously and can get frazzled easily. Close friends say that Piper needs to take an extended vacation and relax.
Piper has unofficially announced that s/he might run for mayor in the next election. Only time will tell if this poison tech will be able to handle the stress of a political campaign.
Suggested attire: Business casual attire.
Isabella Dawson is the moody and insensitive homemaker. Isabella and her family recently moved to the tiny town of Kilmore and in no time, she was labeled as the town gossip. Nobody likes to be around Isabella because of her violent mood swings and because she couldn’t keep a secret to save her life.
Isabella was recently asked to to host the monthly ladies' game night but declined. Her close friends were shocked that she would pass on such an honor. Some say it might be due to financial concerns, but Isabella would never tell if that is the case.
Suggested attire: 1950’s style dress and glasses as an optional prop. Hair in a ponytail.
Kristi Kennedy is the antisocial librarian that suffers from severe anger management issues. Kristi is extremely judgmental and this quality tends to offend the customers of the Kilmore Library. Kristi also has an intense fear of germs so getting too close to her is out of the question!
There have been many cases of the flu in town lately. Kristi recently printed hundreds of pamphlets about how the flu spreads and how to avoid spreading it. For an entire week, she stood on the street corner and handed them out - while wearing gloves and a mask, of course.
Suggested attire: Conservative librarian attire.
Ali Capone is a reformed mobster hailing from the Northern Mob Outfit of Chicago. After testifying against the crime boss, she was relocated by the feds to the town of Kilmore through the Witness Protection Program. Some of the townspeople of Kilmore have discovered that she doesn’t fit in, but the real question is…will the mob find her?
Suggested attire: Business casual attire with a toy gun of any kind semi-concealed. Hair should be slicked back into a ponytail with a fedora to the side.
As long as you don’t mind being judged repeatedly, Roxy Bux is the friend to have. Very opinionated and outspoken, this heiress is one of the biggest socialites in town! Along with Reese Rich and Iggy Jonas, Roxy is yet another powerhouse in the town of Kilmore.
Roxy recently announced she would be breaking ground on a new boutique hotel called Hotel Roxy, located across the street from the most popular steakhouse in town, BeBe Steakhouse. The guests of the new hotel will have a fabulous and quite convenient dining option, that's for sure.
Suggested attire: Designer, formal attire with a toy stuffed dog as an optional accessory.
Xena Burns is the self-proclaimed superhero with a peculiar quirk of ending each sentence as a question. You never know when Xena is making a statement or asking for your input. It can be entertaining yet quite annoying to be in a conversation with Xena. Xena has recently started an organization dedicated to cleaning up the streets of Kilmore. Her family is definitely worried about her safety and even more, her sanity.
Suggested attire: Outrageous rebellious teen / superhero attire.
This rebel, formally known as Mary Jones, has unofficially changed her name to Kunas against her parents’ wishes. Kunas is the spunky senior from Kilmore High School. Kunas constantly mocks everyone and has a reputation for being quite headstrong.
Suggested attire: Rebellious teen attire – colored wig, black clothing, black lipstick and fingernails.
Prentis Kale is the elusive hired gun from New York. Prentis openly admits what she does for a living, but claims there is no evidence to prove she has ever been involved in a crime. Because of her daunting occupation and knowledge of forensic science, nobody questions her if they want to live. Watch your back around this mysterious assassin.
Prentis recently got to town and plans to attend the event at the Stratford Castle. People have been gossiping about Prentis's intentions.
Suggested attire: Femme Fatale evening gown with a toy gun strapped to your leg.
Miss Universe Contestant
Get a tissue box ready if you are going to be around Vanessa Kesting! She is the ultimate over-emotional prima donna. This pageant queen has led one of the most dramatic and emotional lives for only being in her twenties. Many people find her constant plea to give makeovers to others quite offensive and annoying.
Suggested attire: Pageant-style gown (sash if you have one – you can put whatever country you wish) and tiara as an optional prop.
Doll Fashion Designer
Dolly Dee is the ultra-feminine doll fashion designer and a dedicated friend. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, Dolly’s is the one to choose! Dolly’s known to give excellent advice and is the most comforting person around!
Suggested attire: Uber-trendy attire. Doll clothing as optional fun props.
Pepper Keegrip is the neurotic television producer of most of the hit reality television shows. Pepper is known to be a majorly stressed out workaholic. Currently, Pepper is working on a docuseries along with J.J. Camron that’s highlighting Iggy Jonas’s success.
Sources close to the production have said the filming isn't going along as planned. There have been issues with film permit approvals, and Iggy isn't cooperating with suggested storylines written by the show's story writers.
Suggested attire: Trendy attire. A clapboard as an optional prop.
Zelda Zolandy is the irrational pin-up print model. With a quirky adversity to the color orange, Zelda is currently looking to branch out into other fields of fashion - such as runway modeling! It’s too bad that orange is the new color of fashion this year, as Zelda has had a difficult time finding work!
Zelda wasn't hired for a huge local gig recently because of her adversity to orange. This quirk is starting to be a problem for her career.
Suggested attire: Pin-up girl attire with bright makeup. Definitely do not wear orange – you hate it.
Lenzy Flash is the tenacious free-lance photographer from New York City. Lenzy always manages to get the right photos for big scoops and sells them to the highest bidder! There is nothing that Lenzy won’t do to get a snapshot. She is not above blackmailing people to get some extra cash.
Lenzy must have run into a load of cash recently, as she put a down payment on a custom speed boat and paid cash for a new home. The townsfolk are gossiping about what Lenzy must have done to stumble upon this amount of money.
Suggested attire: Casual attire. Camera as an optional prop.
If you looked up egotism in the dictionary, Fantasia’s picture would be plastered by the description. Fantasia is a martial artist instructor who has a slight over-exaggeration problem and considerable bad fortune. Fantasia manages the Kilmore Martial Arts Studio.
Fantasia lives a meager life in a tiny apartment on the bad side of town and drives a two-decade-old car that trails black smoke from the exhaust pipe. This is telling of what Fantasia must earn for a salary at the studio. Whoever owns the studio needs to give Fantasia a cost of living raise!
Suggested attire: Martial arts attire.
Brenda Bolean recently gave up the struggle to become a Hollywood star and took a job as a housekeeper at the Kilmore Plaza Hotel. Brenda isn’t the best at social gatherings, as she can be somewhat hostile and doesn’t get along well with others. This ill-mannered behavior might be because she is angry to have given up the dream.
Suggested attire: Housekeeper / maid attire. A feather duster as an optional prop.
Rose Darling is the ultra-feminine telemarketer. Rose is an infamous drama queen so get ready for this sensitive diva! Choose your words carefully around Rose if you don’t want to make her cry - or worse – throw a tantrum!
Suggested attire: Business casual attire. Optional to have a headset as a prop.
Skyler Clouds is the cranky flight attendant for USA Airlines. Skyler prefers the solitary lifestyle and has chosen to live her life as a single woman. However, her friends believe that if she ever found a significant other, she’d be a happier person.
Suggested attire: Flight attendant costume.
Tara Janzen is the ultimate high society socialite and runway model. She is always in the right place at the right time and knows simply everyone that is important to know. Tara is the most highly regarded fashion model in town.
Suggested attire: High-fashion attire.
Lora Chapman is a gregarious account executive for Shanel Perfume. Lora is very passionate about her brand and does an excellent job for her company. This is one fragrant lady dances if she hears music, so get ready to cut a rugwith her.
Suggested attire: Business attire. Spray perfume on cards for the other guests to sample.
Jessie Myers is a devoted summer camp counselor. Jessica spends all year preparing for the long days of the Kilmore Summer Camp. Jessica is excited as she has drastically increased the enrollment at the camp for next summer!
Suggested attire: Casual camp attire. A whistle as an optional prop.
Dr. Maggie Iris
Dr. Maggie Iris is the sociable optometrist. Dr. Iris’s patients regard her as a superhero, as she has a talent for diagnosing rare eye diseases right as they begin. She has stopped the progression of vision disorders and preserved her patients’ sight more than anybody knows. The townspeople are very grateful to have her taking care of their eyes.
Suggested attire: Lab coat and glasses as a prop.
Sally Sails is the humorless medical researcher at Nelson Laboratories. Sally is all about business and lacks a shred of bedside manner. She seems to care far more about her team’s research than she does for her human subjects.
Suggested attire: Lab coat and stethoscope as an optional prop.
Ivey English is the notorious proctologist at Kilmore Medical Center. This colon investigator has recently been served papers for a malpractice lawsuit and could lose her medical license. This is definitely not a shining moment in this physician’s career.
Suggested attire: Lab coat and stethoscope as an optional prop.
Vanity Jones is the creator of Buns of Iron – an intense workout regimen that was developed to build the muscle tone of the gluteus muscles. This work-outguru is all about fitness! Vanity spent years fine-tuning her fitness program and is more than proud of it.
Suggested attire: Work out attire of any kind.
Tabatha King is the American dream of a pop idol! As a teen, she rose to the top as America’s sweet heart, but after years in the limelight, she’s at the bottom of the celebrity barrel. Her manager claims the downward spiral is due to her outrageous scandals. This wild child can’t even go to the grocery store without doing something wrong and getting it all caught on film!
Suggested attire: Outrageous pop star attire.
London Wilton is new to the town of Kilmore as s/he is visiting to see if she wants to build a summer getaway mansion. London always gets what she wants, but finds it difficult to make friends in Kilmore. Hollow & spoiled are the two words that best sum up this socialite.
Suggested attire: Designer, wealthy-looking attire.
Amy Codon is the extremely talkative forensic scientist from the Kilmore Police Department. Amy doesn’t get out of the crime lab often, and when she does, she is bursting with rapid vocal energy. You’ll find it difficult to get a word in edgewise while chatting with this scientist!
Suggested attire: Scrubs with a nerdy hairstyle, minimal makeup – or poorly applied makeup.
Bam-Bam Lacrosse is the slightly quirky and high-strung chef, restaurateur and television personality. She has opened five-star restaurants in hot spots around the globe and is best known for her hit cooking show, The Essence of Bam-Bam.
Suggested attire: Chef’s uniform.
Mayor Polly Tishon
Mayor of Kilmore
If you have something to offer Mayor Tishon, she’s the nicest woman you’ll ever meet. However, if you dare to cross this fearsome city leader, her mean spirits will be unveiled. There are rumors that this sassy politician might be stepping down in the next election. The townspeople of Kilmore are very curious to find out why.
Suggested attire: Formal business attire.
Dr. Eric Throsite
Is there a doctor in the house? Yes, of course! It’s Dr. Eric Throsite! He’s the one to tell you to eat an apple a day…except it won’t keep him far away as he’s only 3 inches from your face when he’s speaking to you! Beware if you don’t appreciate the art of close-talking!
Suggested attire: Lab coat, stethoscope as an optional prop. Breath mints if you plan to take your role seriously.
David Copperhead is the award-winning illusionist and distinguished magician. With global sold-out performances, he is also famous for his intriguing storytelling and showmanship. David’s next venture is to launch an amusement park chain called the Copperhead Mountains of Mystery.
Suggested attire: Top hat and black suit/tuxedo. If you want to bring magic tricks, feel free to do so!
Brad Pittman is the charismatic stage actor at the Kilmore Theater. A tad conceited, Brad knows that he is shamefully good-looking and uses his looks to get whatever he wants. Brad has been the lead actor at the playhouse for many years and is looking for a big break in Hollywood.
Suggested attire: Trendy formal attire.
Liam Williams is the aggressive district attorney of the town of Kilmore. Liam is all-work-and-no-play, as he is rarely seen outside of the courtroom. The town gossips have said that he actually purchased a ticket to the Stratford Castle party. If he attends, this will be a first.
Recently, Liam received threats to his family because of toiling with the wrong person who was an arrogant lawbreaker. It would be no surprise if Liam applied to other districts and moved his family out of Kilmore - away from the dangerous people living there.
Suggested attire: Formal business attire.
Hailing from Austria, Beau Valentine is the manipulative medical researcher at Nelson Laboratories. Beau easily gains the trust of his human subjects with his Austrian charisma. Let’s all hope that his patients can avoid the spell of his charms and make the right decisions whether or not to participate in his research.
Suggested attire: Lab coat and a stethoscope as a prop.
Rodney Cunningham is the outgoing men’s shoe salesman at Pedman Shoes. Rodney is silly, young, and broke with an aura of mischief at all times. Rodney is rather unpredictable, but knows everything about footwear.
Rodney claims he is a part-time worker, but there's hardly a time when Rodney isn't first to greet you when you walk in the door of Pedman Shoes. Something fishy is going on there.
Suggested attire: Basic, tacky or cheap suit.
Josh O’Neil is an over-achieving blogger who pretends to be an investigative field reporter. Josh is doing anything he can to get the story before the realmedia of Kilmore does. Josh is making great attempts at undermining both the television station and the local newspaper.
Suggested attire: Business casual attire. Notepad and pen as optional props.
Barney Black put the mad in mad scientist. Barney spends most of his time working in his lab on complex physics formulas in his cluttered office at Quid University. Dr. Black barely sees the sun and has a difficult time communicating with others.
Suggested attire: Mad scientist costume.
Micky Angelo, the Italian heartbreaker, is the alluring police sketch artist. Micky sometimes sings his words while in conversation, and quickly blames the outburst of song on his inner artist. Nobody has the heart to tell Micky that his sketches are not very accurate.
Suggested attire: Trendy, eccentric attire. Bring a sketchpad and charcoal pencil as an optional prop.
Secret Service Agent
Oliver Tate was raised in the town of Kilmore, but lives to protect and serve the President of the United States. He often leaves his high profile job as a Secret Service agent in Washington, D.C. to come home to visit his parents. Oliver hasn’t cracked a smile in over a decade, so his mother bought him a ticket to the Stratford Castle affair and is forcing him to attend.
Suggested attire: Black suit, black glasses. Optional to wear an ear piece and carry a toy gun.
Computer Tech Support
Details, details, details! If you’re speaking to George Dorfman, you better get ready to hear a plethora of intricate fine points and facts about computer networking! This is one over-explaining member of the Nerd Herd - a computer support team that’s always ready to remedy your technological ailments!
George's closest friends warn people about making George mad if he's working on your network or devices. George can make your life difficult and never leave a trace.
Suggested attire: Nerdy attire.
Alan Rinks is the personal accountant for Reese Rich. Alan is all about the bottom line and lacks a hint of a personality. Alan’s personality is so dry; some believe he might even be a programmed robot.
Alan is under investigation at the First Global Bank of Kilmore, where Alan is employed. Everyone seems tight-lipped about what sparked the inquiry, but Alan certainly seems nervous nowadays.
Suggested attire: Business attire. Calculator as an optional prop.
Chief Financial Officer
Jackie Bean is the Chief Financial Officer at the largest corporation in town, Kleensafe, Incorporated. Jack is a friendly person, but often rants about governmental conspiracies. Jack’s fellow employees often speculate that Jack wraps foil around windows, antennae or anything else to prevent the government from spying.
Suggested attire: Business attire.
Chuck Smalls is the nosy custodian at Nelson Laboratories. Chuck lurks in the hallways at all times of the day and has been spotted loitering around the executive offices at night. Nobody knows why Chuck works so many hours, but some employees of the lab have their theories.
Suggested attire: Custodian attire. Mop/broom as an optional prop.
Jason Edwards is the bossy butcher at the Kilmore Meat Emporium. The shop has a reputation for having the best meat in town, but the most unfriendly staff. Unfortunately, customers have to endure being ridiculed by Jason in order to purchase meat!
Suggested attire: Butcher uniform. Toy cleaver as an optional prop.
Originally hailing from the UK, this feisty individual is currently seeking employment. Hank has experience in nearly every blue collar job, so he is known as a Jack-of-all-trades. However, Hank’s vast array of experiences isn’t proving to be an asset, as he cannot seem to land a position anywhere!
Anonymous accounts on social media have posted that Hank turns down jobs and wants to remain a couch potato that begs friends for money.
Suggested attire: T-shirt and jeans. Optional to bring resumes as props to hand out to the other guests.
Definitely known as a silent type, this introverted neighborhood paper boy is the one to go to if you need someone to listen to you. Just don’t expect to get much in return, as Kevin’s not known for stimulating conversation.
Suggested attire: Casual attire. Newspapers as optional props.
Mike Robes is the overly inquisitive bioterrorism researcher. He’s invented mind-blowing bioterrorism counter devices that you would never even imagine could exist! Some say he’s an utter genius!
Suggested attire: Lab jacket with a biohazard symbol on it.
Bill Bogley is the obnoxious NFL coach of the Kilmore Knights. The team is new to the NFL and is yet to win a game. They’ve never even come close, and Bill is more than frustrated. He blames the overbearing owner and general manager that won’t stay away from the side lines.
Bill Bogley was an undefeated college football coach when the owner of Kilmore Knights offered him a salary he couldn't refuse. Bill is starting to regret making the switch to NFL, as his perfect record is now tarnished for reasons beyond his control.
Suggested attire: Warm up suit and a whistle as an optional prop.
The ultra-mysterious Alexander Badenov is no stranger to the American trash tabloids. Rumor has it that this celebrity mogul dabbles in just about everything that’s illegal and depraved! Arriving in America seemingly penniless, this entrepreneur amassed wealth beyond the typical American dream, nearly overnight! The burning question is - who is Alexander Badenov and how did he earn his fortune?
Suggested attire: Trendy designer suit (or tux) with very ‘rich looking’ accessories (real or fake). A golden jewel-adorned cane as an optional prop.
If there were a movie named A Cowboy and a Gentleman, it would be a tribute to Rocky Lane. Chivalry is still alive and well according to Rocky, as he hands the world to the ladies. However, Rocky is a no-bull type of cowboy and tells it how it is! If you don’t want an honest opinion, stay clear of this good ‘ole boy.
Suggested attire: Any cowboy (Western) attire. An optional prop is a toy gun.
Stephen Thing is the mega-creepy King of the Horror Genre. If Stephen Thing authored the book your reading or movie you’re watching, you need to get ready for a slew of wicked nightmares. Stephen is highly intellectual and great to talk to if you can overlook the eerie appearance and sinister quirks.
Suggested attire: Gothic looking suit with a top hat and round specs or a monocle as optional props.
On the silver screen since the tender age of five, this triple A-lister has become a major Hollywood icon. With a somewhat blemished personal life behind the movie scene, Jon’s had his share of scandals cross his path. He’s also known to be quite tactless during normal conversation, therefore be careful socializing with this gauche celeb.
Suggested attire: Trendy Hollywood-glam attire.
Ace Silum is the antisocial town lunatic. As if Ace stepped out of a thirty-year cave of isolation, he has no idea how to interact with others and therefore speaking with him is unnerving and difficult. No one is immune to the uncomfortable stares and pauses during unwarranted conversations with this fruit loop. Some people swear the room drops in temperature when he enters!
Suggested attire: Unhinged strait jacket or hospital gown/scrubs or anything that makes you look crazy. Hair should be in disarray.
A walking Goth ad, Frank Helman is the morose dark poet. Every sentence spewed from Axon’s mouth is negative, unenthusiastic, and somewhat alarming. A self-proclaimed pessimist, he spends his time in a darkened, dilapidated house writing sinister poetry.
Suggested attire: Gothic attire (all black). Trendy scarf and glasses, as you are Gothic yet creative.
Big Game Hunter
Hunter Deerman is the brazen hunter by day and by night; this bison sniper is a donut maker. Hunter Deerman wants to open a bakery one day, but for now, it’s one donut at a time.
Suggested attire: Hunter attire. Toy rifle as an optional prop. Optional to bring samples of donuts as props.
Theater Ticket Taker
Scotty Kelblock is the plucky ticket taker at Kilmore Movie Theater. Scotty is an extremely hard worker and does a superb job at the movie ticket booth. However, Scotty personally suffers from a severe case of obsessive-compulsive disorder. Scotty’s antics of doing everything three times drive everybody around him to the brink of insanity!
Suggested attire: Movie theater uniform. Alternatively a white shirt, black pants with an employee name tag of any kind.
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